Snake vs Windshield Wipers

[talisman]

Fuckin' Australians.

[orphan Shelby]

Call your wife to get the snake you puss

[Baron Von Crowder]

There's a fuckin snake on my windscreen!

[Scott Mc]

Hoooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeee shit! Theirs a snake on my windscreen! Well no shit you you big Ausssie pussy.

[talisman]

My educational post for the day:

The red-bellied black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of elapid snake native to eastern Australia. Though its venom is capable of causing significant morbidity, a bite from it is not generally fatal and less venomous than other deadly Australian snakes. It is common in woodlands, forests and swamplands of eastern Australia. It is one of Australia's best-known snakes, as it is common in urban areas along the eastern coast of Australia. It has an average total length of 1.5 to 2 metres.

[eastsidetorino]

My educational post for the day:

The red-bellied black snake (Pseudechis porphyriacus) is a species of elapid snake native to eastern Australia. Though its venom is capable of causing significant morbidity, a bite from it is not generally fatal and less venomous than other deadly Australian snakes. It is common in woodlands, forests and swamplands of eastern Australia. It is one of Australia's best-known snakes, as it is common in urban areas along the eastern coast of Australia. It has an average total length of 1.5 to 2 metres.

I think its like 18 of the top 25 venomous snakes in the world are in Australia..and about the same ratio for spiders. Needless to say, next time Im in Australia, and it slithers, or has 8 legs...I'm going to assume it can kill me, and I will not touch it.

[BMCSean]

Just because it is less morbid doesn't make me not want to get bit any less.

[Sean88gt]

Hoooooooooleeeeeeeeeeeeee shit! Theirs a snake on my windscreen! Well no shit you you big Ausssie pussy.

He handled himself well. My truck would have had 16 9mm rounds discharged into the general area.

[talisman]

I caught this beast in my backyard a few days ago. Thank god I wasn't killed.

[orphan Shelby]

Googling elepid now

[Skidonenko]

Dundee and Irwin are ashamed

[71chevellejohn]

Part 2
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKy5SJE67Q[/ame]

[jefehbk]

Fuck a bunch of snakes...may they all burn in hell.

[DON SVO]

Googling elepid now

The family of elapids are fixed-fang snakes that contain mambas and cobras, if that clarifies anything.

[samuel642000]

He handled himself well. My truck would have had 16 9mm rounds discharged into the general area.

This... fuck snakes.