I'm browsing homes on Zillow when I run across this nice cowskin rug. Has to be owned by a DFWM member who is selling to move in to multimillion dollar railroad rouse.
I was trying to keep it on the dl. First a mofo posts my train driving off the tracks while I'm asleep, minding my own buisness, and then I got your broke ass posting up my breakfast nook.
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
someone please link the reference. I've seen so many posts referencing the cowskin rug=baller that a search would yield a bazillion rabbit holes
Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."
I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.
Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?
You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
I challenge you to a cow skin rug dimension compare-o!
OH, I'm game. I slaughtered the biggest cow I had a few years back. She was a FATTY. The taxidermist couldn't believe how many square feet she ended up. I will drag her out tomorrow and shoot a pic.
Close, It's about a $400k home. So that rug probably measures about 4 feet across at the largest part.
So the formula is:
10X(radius of cowskin rug in inches)^3 X pi=value of home.
Works out to a value of $434,293.
Originally posted by davbrucas
I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.
Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?
You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.
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