I must have missed this episode of Fear Factor

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WTF is a CHL going to do for you? I've got a driver's license, multiple credit cards, etc.

all I can do with them in an emergency situation is unlock certain doors.

if you're about to die and you show someone a licence, you're a fucking moron

That's what I was going to do......pull out my CHL license and say "no Biff, take your damn hands off her"