I hate wrenching on cars, so when I do, I put on latex gloves so I don't get grease and shit all over my hands or under my nails. Though, since the car was hot as hell, I put on my heat resistant gloves and you bitches are still fucking with me!
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
Checklist of things to look for before taking a picture of ANYTHING before posting on this website:
1) Make sure you are not in the reflection of your car, especially if you're in your underwear.
2) Make sure your grass is cut and free of weeds.
3) Photoshop your license plate (there will be 35 posts telling you to do this if you don't).
4) Always have a mani/pedi.
5) 12 ounce Dr. Pepper can for size reference.
6) Never have your wife/daughter in background, (noodz pics will be requested).
7) If your SO is a little overweight Dr. Dave will make a fat joke, followed by what disease she will die of, if not taken care of immediately.
8) Any shots of a small car, Barbie jeep, GI Joe car, etc.. will be followed by DonSVO short joke.
9) Do not take a Ipowned photo/video with phone in upright position.
10) Photos not taken with a Nikon D7000 are not acceptable.
11) No matter how fast your car is, someone will always post "Looks Slow".
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
I hate wrenching on cars, so when I do, I put on latex gloves so I don't get grease and shit all over my hands or under my nails. Though, since the car was hot as hell, I put on my heat resistant gloves and you bitches are still fucking with me!
Checklist of things to look for before taking a picture of ANYTHING before posting on this website:
1) Make sure you are not in the reflection of your car, especially if you're in your underwear.
2) Make sure your grass is cut and free of weeds.
3) Photoshop your license plate (there will be 35 posts telling you to do this if you don't).
4) Always have a mani/pedi.
5) 12 ounce Dr. Pepper can for size reference.
6) Never have your wife/daughter in background, (noodz pics will be requested).
7) If your SO is a little overweight Dr. Dave will make a fat joke, followed by what disease she will die of, if not taken care of immediately.
8) Any shots of a small car, Barbie jeep, GI Joe car, etc.. will be followed by DonSVO short joke.
9) Do not take a Ipowned photo/video with phone in upright position.
10) Photos not taken with a Nikon D7000 are not acceptable.
Did I miss anything?
yeah, it looks slow.
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
Checklist of things to look for before taking a picture of ANYTHING before posting on this website:
1) Make sure you are not in the reflection of your car, especially if you're in your underwear.
2) Make sure your grass is cut and free of weeds.
3) Photoshop your license plate (there will be 35 posts telling you to do this if you don't).
4) Always have a mani/pedi.
5) 12 ounce Dr. Pepper can for size reference.
6) Never have your wife/daughter in background, (noodz pics will be requested).
7) If your SO is a little overweight Dr. Dave will make a fat joke, followed by what disease she will die of, if not taken care of immediately.
8) Any shots of a small car, Barbie jeep, GI Joe car, etc.. will be followed by DonSVO short joke.
9) Do not take a Ipowned photo/video with phone in upright position.
10) Photos not taken with a Nikon D7000 are not acceptable.
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
I hate wrenching on cars, so when I do, I put on latex gloves so I don't get grease and shit all over my hands or under my nails. Though, since the car was hot as hell, I put on my heat resistant gloves and you bitches are still fucking with me!
You knew the website was dangerous when you signed up, but you still did it and you won't leave.
Originally posted by Silverback
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
Technically, back in Dec of 2000, I did not know the website was dangerous. So there........... take that
Now, I won't leave because I'm a glutton for punishment
lmao!
BTW, you didn't crash you car already have you?
Theres a Silver 5.0 at Tyler Ford on the frame machine, it got t-boned pretty fucking bad.
Originally posted by Silverback
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.
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