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    I hear one hell of a BOOM and the glass in my office is shaking violently. It was absolutely ridiculous. I figured it was a bird, and I looked out the window and it was a huge dove. I guess they didn't get enough of me this past weekend. This bird was MUCH bigger than any bird I shot this weekend. I walked outside to head to lunch and couldn't help but get a laugh from the poor bastard. Full speed into the glass, left something I've never seen before, a perfect imprint of his final moment.



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    lol "Bird brain."

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    • #3
      lol
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      • #4
        I had one fly into my car windshield while I was driving, the imprint looked JUST like that.

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        • #5
          That's a ghost bro!!!

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          • #6
            It's his spirit ! LOL
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            • #7
              He's in season, eat him!

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              • #8
                L o l
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                • #9
                  id be eating that sucker. Gut him out and cook him in the office kitchen

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                  • #10
                    Pretty sure that bird was trying to kill you.

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                    • #11
                      Eurasian or collared dove.

                      Tasty treat
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                      • #12
                        Whoops!

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                        • #13
                          haha, awesome, he was seeking revenge but didn't know about the glass, sucka
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                          • #14
                            That imprint is cool as hell, poor dove lol

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                            • #15
                              Had that happen to me when I was working at Blockbuster. It was a Saturday morning before we opened and I was the opening manager. I usually worked Saturdays by myself until about noon. I was at the counter about three feet away from the window with my head down alphabetizing DVDs and heard and earth-shattering BOOM! Scared me almost to death. Looked up and saw an imprint of a giant bird spread-eagled across the window. Go over and find an absolutely HUGE pigeon laying on the ground twitching. Scared the piss out of me...my heart is racing just thinking about it.

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