Army Fail

[Binky]

[racrguy]

lol@ the connex door.

[danielhv]

Are projectiles failing to launch a common thing?

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[Binky]

The snowball cracked me up.

[Craizie]

Holy shit at the guy almost getting his head blown off. Do they do those drills with live rounds??

[Sean88gt]

lol@ the connex door.

The third time around got me.

[zachary]

the tank just randomly driving across the road is pretty good

[dee]

the tank just randomly driving across the road is pretty good

Gotta love Russia.

[ceyko]

Glad to see bored troops all around the world do the same stupid shit ours do (anyone enlisted has probably been there).

[TorqueJunkie]

The day room cabinet doors was hilarious!

[line-em-up]

Is the karate chop to the neck really that effective?

[Binky]

Is the karate chop to the neck really that effective?

Vagus Nerve, and yes it is.

• The carotid sinus and vagus nerves. The carotid arteries carry blood to your brain. The vagus nerves regulate your heartbeat and breathing. They coincide at a point on the neck just below the angle of the jaw. Light blows to carotid sinus cause the victim to faint within five seconds, while heavy blows cause almost instantaneous brain death. All blows to the carotid sinus are dangerous due to a greatly increased risk of stroke following undiagnosed arterial wall disintegration.

[KBScobravert]

Hard to say which was my favorite. I went in thinking it was all gonna be US Army. Imagine my disappoint when the Marines fucked up too.

Those little Afghan fuckers will beat you every time in a snowball fight. They have some fucking arms on them. The pelted an electrician last week changing perimeter lights up on a pole. Hit his dumb ass square in the side of the head with a rock and he about passed out in the basket. Hey stupid, and that is why you are told to wear your vest and helmet.

Connex door, dude swings that sledge like a fucking girl. Might as well cut the handle down to 6" if that is he is gonna use.

[ceyko]

Hard to say which was my favorite. I went in thinking it was all gonna be US Army. Imagine my disappoint when the Marines fucked up too.

I was expecting this to turn into one of those threads too.

Turns out, it's just what we all did when not really on duty or in the wait mode of hurry up and wait.

Some of those "fails" are down right scarey though and mostly no fault of the operators.

[YALE]

I bet that first apache landing was hard on the pilot & gunner.