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  • You wish you were this bada$$

    Short version: Bull gets loose on a city street in Spain. Dude decides Pamplona has nothing on him, tackles the bull as it charges him and puts it in a headlock.




    Seriously. We could not make this stuff up even if we wanted to. A wild bull got loose in Malaga, Spain, caused all kinds of panic, and created quite the chaotic scene. The 440-pound bull escaped from a truck onto a busy street. That's when the street became an impromptu arena, except there was no bullfighting. For more than an hour, the bull was ramming into cars, perhaps in frustration and confusion. That's when a passer-by jumped in to take a video of the action.

    A man who happened to be wearing a red T-shirt (matadors use a red cape; could this be a coincidence?) is charged by the bull. The man tries to tackle the animal to the ground as other men rush in to help him subdue the bull. The man was able to hold the bull in a headlock until the national police arrived. Once the police were on the scene, they secured the bull's legs with rope. One officer was injured and four cars sustained some damage during the ordeal.

    The entire scene unfolded Monday morning. No further information has been reported about the bull. The bull is believed to be around 2 years old. His little escapade definitely takes the phrase terrible twos to a whole new level.

  • #2
    bull *calf

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    • #3
      Where was the bull? All I saw was a calf.

      Stevo
      Originally posted by SSMAN
      ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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      • #4
        The title of the video says bull, I'm not a fucking farmer.

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        • #5
          It kinda looked like the tired little bull was getting the best of the dude until several other people jumped in to help.

          Not a badass.

          And it would be awesome if you were a farmer.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            The title of the video says bull, I'm not a fucking farmer.
            Fu kin city goon!

            Farmers farm (veggies etc)
            Ranchers raise cattle!
            :P


            David

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            • #7
              Thats just a baby, but its about the size they like to start getting frisky. A big bull will give you more warning than a bull calf that size.

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              • #8
                I'm a lead farmer mother f**ker!
                "You don't so much drive it, more like poke it with a sharp stick and channel the fury when you piss it off."

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                • #9
                  Dang!
                  That's one bad mofo!!

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                  • #10
                    My heros, have always, been cowboys...
                    When the government pays, the government controls.

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                    • #11
                      I've gotten to do that a couple few hundred times. If he's a badass, I should get to cherry-pick bitches in the street.
                      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by YALE View Post
                        I've gotten to do that a couple few hundred times. If he's a badass, I should get to cherry-pick bitches in the street.
                        i imagine you already do my nigga.

                        god bless.
                        It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                        • #13
                          shit Ive done that to bigger fat chicks ive pissed off before that charged me

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                          • #14
                            Pull out the three-fiddy-seven and bang bang bang!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Post
                              shit Ive done that to bigger fat chicks ive pissed off before that charged me
                              Every girl you tricked into bed?

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