Drunk girl leaves an entertaining voicemail for a guy she just met..

[jason07]

Listen here looney tunes...he didn't leave because of indigestion he left because he didn't want to talk to your fat ass anymore.

Is it just me, or did it sound like she had food in her mouth the whole time?

[GrayStangGT]

Yall don't like that? I'd meet her at her place and to try fuck her normal again.

Which is what any normal man would do

[eastsidetorino]

I have never seen a normal sized girl working at Jamba Juice. They're usually the B-team to the starbucks girls (who generally arent cute either, but I'll give em a few months on a stairmaster ahead of the JJ girls).

Point being, IT WANTS TO FEED MIKE!!! RUN!!!!

[LaserSVT]

60% of the girls at the Waco Jamba Juice are pretty hawt. They also have issues.