Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[Jester]

How is Zooey these days?

stressed from work and all the presentations she is having to prepare this week on the new wells.

[Cobraman]

^ this guy's in a sorority

[Trip McNeely]

OMG, Alison Haislip is so hawt. So much hotter reading that.

[Sean88gt]

There has to be nudes (either of the sorority chick or the chick reading it).

[talisman]

I'm out on that but she can try to suck my soul through my pee hole if she wants.

Update?

[Downs]

Sometimes I regret going straight into the military and missing out on the "College experience" but then I read shit like the OP and I'm kinda glad I didn't. I mean the military has its own experiences I.E. barracks whores and all (anyone who has spent time in a barracks knows what I'm talkin about) but I miss out on all the drugs lol.

This bitch is hot but if shit like this is what's important in her life, I'd fuck her then leave her in the back seat of her own convertible VW Beetle with my jizz dripping out of her mouth while I sped as far away from her as possible.

[Pro88LX]

Update?

nada

[Broncojohnny]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

[GT Fanatic]

My god, my ADD kicked in so fast. She needs to shut up and make a sandwich.

[talisman]

nada

Not a closer.

She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch.

lol

[Skidmark]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

You jelly bro? Maybe you can find a surgeon to cram you...

[Pro88LX]

Not a closer.

totally.

[jlyon]

i guess it got too much for her to handle.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resigns--from-delta-gamma-172810311.html

[MattB]

I must have missed this. She reminds me of every other whore that comes out of the SMU campus. Some of them are down to earth but others act just like this crazy bitch. She'll be married to the first surgeon who gets to cram it in her ass and will then be prancing all over Highland Park at 2pm on a Tuesday.

That's exactly how all of the 35-50 y/o "cougars" are here in Coppell. 3pm on a weekday at Anemia's drinking margaritas while their husbands are working. I think that's how Nate(r.i.p.) met some of the cougars he was messing around with.

[Unicorn Jeff]

i guess it got too much for her to handle.

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-livin...172810311.html

Rofl!!!!