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    Originally posted by Jester
    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
    Originally posted by Denny
    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
    FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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    • #47
      Dude that chick aint bad at all. im going to text her haha

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
        Dude that chick aint bad at all. im going to text her haha
        Tell us how it goes.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
          Dude that chick aint bad at all. im going to text her haha
          dont be scared! bet she will send some good pics

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          • #50
            trying to figure out a good opener....haha

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
              trying to figure out a good opener....haha

              "I just read your letter, and I've got a raging hard on right now."



              You don't need anything clever. Guaranteed she's a dirty whore. She's got ass to mouth written all over her slutty fucking fivehead.
              Originally posted by BradM
              But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
              Originally posted by Leah
              In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                "I just read your letter, and I've got a raging hard on right now."



                You don't need anything clever. Guaranteed she's a dirty whore. She's got ass to mouth written all over her slutty fucking fivehead.
                i just sent it. we'll see if i get a response LOL. Im sure with this having gone viral shes getting blown up. HAHA

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                  i just sent it. we'll see if i get a response LOL. Im sure with this having gone viral shes getting blown up. HAHA


                  She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                    trying to figure out a good opener....haha
                    tell her you are the head of the frat or some shit
                    May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                    Semper Fi

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.
                      I'd let her try...
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        I'd let her try...
                        so you would let her shove her hand up your ass...

                        ok, first it was the sex with the chick that had her weiner lopped off and now this.....

                        im just sayin
                        May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                        Semper Fi

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          She's going to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.
                          I'm out on that but she can try to suck my soul through my pee hole if she wants.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Jester View Post
                            so you would let her shove her hand up your ass...

                            ok, first it was the sex with the chick that had her weiner lopped off and now this.....

                            im just sayin
                            I like kinky sex with choking, slapping, etc. You know, the shit that leaves bruises. You like marrying chicks you met a week ago. We all have our vices, buddy. Don't judge.
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              I like kinky sex with choking, slapping, etc. You know, the shit that leaves bruises. You like marrying chicks you met a week ago. We all have our vices, buddy. Don't judge.
                              i wasnt judging.....and i married her cuz she leaves bruises...
                              May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                              Semper Fi

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Jester View Post
                                i wasnt judging.....and i married her cuz she leaves bruises...


                                How is Zooey these days?

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