Epic sorority girl email rant - read by Alison Haslip

[bcoop]

Oh yeah. The chick that wrote it, while not attractive, is a guaranteed good lay.

[Jmd]

no joke. she isnt a half bad looker either, kinda tall forehead (hopefully not a conehead) but still not bad. careful, she might do dirty things to you that you dont want

[talisman]

no joke. she isnt a half bad looker either, kinda tall forehead (hopefully not a conehead) but still not bad. careful, she might do dirty things to you that you dont want

The more crazy dirty things the better.

[Jmd]

I'd love to nail that chick. She would tell you all the dirty things exactly how she wanted them. Any chick with a mouth like that has to be a fun uninhibited lay.

Oh yeah. The chick that wrote it, while not attractive, is a guaranteed good lay.

heres the proof!


edit: found a bunch more.. holy crap, I'd lay odds every guy here could get some
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

[Unicorn Jeff]

heres the proof!


edit: found a bunch more.. holy crap, I'd lay odds every guy here could get some
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

Fucking ROFL!

[talisman]

heres the proof!


edit: found a bunch more.. holy crap, I'd lay odds every guy here could get some
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA

lmao, I need to meet that girl.

[Jmd]

go join sigma nu brothers haha. she would probably let you liitb

[Unicorn Jeff]

lmao, I need to meet that girl.

I can't believe I'm going to say this but... Wanna tag team this hoe?

[Jmd]

she said she likes the DP

[86silverbullett]

Lmgdao!! Bitch has some balls, I like it! Sigma Nu had a house near the main drag when I was a kid in Canyon, Texas. They put my oldest sisters bike up in a tree once and my dad had to drive over there and get it down. He was pissed. Still makes me laugh.

I grew up in Canyon...Small world..

[Skidmark]

Attention whore, going off those Twitter comments.

[Pro88LX]

chick seems like a good time to me!

[Buick355]

Attention whore, going off those Twitter comments.

Bigtime. Fraternities and sororities are gay as fuck. You're there to learn and get a degree not stay drunk and spread std's the entire time

[Cobraman]

Bigtime. Fraternities and sororities are gay as fuck. You're there to learn and get a degree not stay drunk and spread std's the entire time

[Skidmark]

^ this guy's in a sorority