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    A box of rattle snakes....



    After the trip to the power lifting meet, we drove to a friends house in Keene. My girlfriend is the maid of honor in her wedding and we had a couple's shower to attend for them today. We were sitting in the living room, when everyone started running around asking if people wanted to see the rattle snakes. I thought they were fake, or stuffed, as the living room of the house we were at was full of Animal mounts, a bear standing up, a moose over the fireplace, a warthog, all kinds of stuff. Turns out, the cousin of the groom had pulled a box of about 6 rattle snakes from the bed of his truck and was showing off his Rattle Wrangling skills.....







    At one point in time, he was holding one of them, by the front part of the head, in his effing mouth! The guy is NUTS.
    Originally posted by Leah
    Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

  • #2
    I hate rattlesnakes, I would have been taking the shovel and chopping heads off.
    "It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!"

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    • #3
      Only good rattle snake is a dead one.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by dee View Post
        I hate rattlesnakes, I would have been taking the shovel and chopping heads off.
        I'm not a big snake fan but it was pretty cool. He has a ranch around Childress and catches them there. He brings them home "plays" with them, then takes them and puts them back where he found them.

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        Originally posted by Leah
        Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

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        • #5
          I would have went into a daze and woke up when my pistol was empty.

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          • #6
            Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about fucking in the shower?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BradM View Post
              Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about fucking in the shower?


              I thought it was going to be the old Saturday Night Live "Love Toilet" sketch.

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              • #8
                Not even a box of rattlesnakes can make a couples shower non-homo.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ZYouL8R View Post
                  Not even a box of rattlesnakes can make a couples shower non-homo.
                  You should try throwing a woman in there next time, Brokeback.
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ZYouL8R View Post
                    Not even a box of rattlesnakes can make a couples shower non-homo.
                    Lol, all of the guys weren't exactly thrilled to be there. My girlfriend rode all the way to Abilene with me and sat through the state high schoolpowerlifting meet so I owed it to her

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                    Originally posted by Leah
                    Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BradM View Post
                      Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about fucking in the shower?
                      x2
                      Whos your Daddy?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dee View Post
                        I hate rattlesnakes, I would have been taking the shovel and chopping heads off.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BradM View Post
                          Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about fucking in the shower?
                          X3 here.

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                          • #14
                            I don't think Jeff Foxworthy ever brought that one up...
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                            • #15
                              Hope he has good life insurance. Chances are good his family is going to need it.

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