Two guys' reactions to a childbirth video

[GhostTX]

I don't like watching other people births, but watching my kids born was pretty damn cool.

i also can't understand guys that faint during child birth, or seeing the woman getting an epidural (sp?)

I don't understand fainting either, but I DID not like watching my wife get cut on.

[lowthreeohz]

NOOOOO shit. The time after the birth before you can have sex has NOTHING to do with the physical healing of the woman, it does however, have everything to do with the man's emotional healing. It's like seeing someone jump on a grenade, then a kid comes out through the hole, and in 6-8 weeks - you're obligated to fuck that gaping wound that has cost you so deeply financially.

LMFAO!

I swear when i'm browsing on my phone i can always tell your posts out from the rest.

[Hmbre97]

Ugh, when my wife was in labor, I was standing next to one of her legs, holding it back while she pushed. She was having issues getting him to come out because he was so big, so on the last few pushes, I moved back and let the nurses take over. Right on the last push, my son got past whatever was hanging him up. There was so much pressure built up, a geyser of fluids shot out and bukkake'ed the nurse that was standing where I was mere minutes before. It sounded like a water balloon full of lube exploded.

[idrivea4banger]

Ugh, when my wife was in labor, I was standing next to one of her legs, holding it back while she pushed. She was having issues getting him to come out because he was so big, so on the last few pushes, I moved back and let the nurses take over. Right on the last push, my son got past whatever was hanging him up. There was so much pressure built up, a geyser of fluids shot out and bukkake'ed the nurse that was standing where I was mere minutes before. It sounded like a water balloon full of lube exploded.

Reading this and looking at your avatar just made me dry heave.

[scootro]

i've heard it smells also during birthing process

[jlyon]

i lol'd when they asked me to sit down when my wife got her epidural? i wanted to ask if they cared to take a wager on who could gross the other out quicker.

I know. i was standing there as he was about to stick her and he stopped and told me to sit, i said i was fine, and he said he wouldn't do it unless i set down because too many "men" faint when it happens. i just shook my head and set down, for my wife.

[Sean88gt]

LMFAO!

I swear when i'm browsing on my phone i can always tell your posts out from the rest.

I hope that is a good thing

Ugh, when my wife was in labor, I was standing next to one of her legs, holding it back while she pushed. She was having issues getting him to come out because he was so big, so on the last few pushes, I moved back and let the nurses take over. Right on the last push, my son got past whatever was hanging him up. There was so much pressure built up, a geyser of fluids shot out and bukkake'ed the nurse that was standing where I was mere minutes before. It sounded like a water balloon full of lube exploded.

I was fucking floored by the amount of liquid a chick's gut can hold, my wife has no room to bitch about swallowing my swimmers - or 300 of my closest friends. The other thing that bothered me.....really bothered me, is when they begin to push and the kid squeezes the shit out of them like he/she is folding a toothpaste tube. It has this anemic, death look to it. Mixed with the smell of 6 gallons of discharge, it was damn near more than I could handle.

i've heard it smells also during birthing process

See the above. And then, once the kid is out, you think you're in the clear, but not a fucking chance. The doctor has to deliver the placenta, which smells like a fucking butcher shop and looks like a battlefield hospital. Our doctor dropped this bag of disaster on his new white shoes, I swear, it looked like he was going to lose both feet. Then....he decides to clean her out, so he jams his fist in her twat and is pulling out handfuls of horror to ward off any infections. Plus the scent of tears from the woman and her family crying. It was all a bit much for me to take in.