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  • #16
    Who knew turtles had such a shitty taste in beer...

    Stevo
    Originally posted by SSMAN
    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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    • #17
      Wow those prob get huge.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
        Huck the Fuskers!
        Dang! You cut me deep shrek!

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        • #19
          Are they teenage or mutant? If so, let me know a price

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          • #20
            cool
            Vortex rear stand $75
            8.8 410s. $50

            **SKAGG NASTY**
            My goal in life is to not arrive at the grave in a well preserved body.
            but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

            1990 Foxbody GT for that ass
            11 4 door
            13 FX2 White 5.0

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            • #21
              Mmmmm turtle soup

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Tannerm View Post
                Dang! You cut me deep shrek!
                I had nothing else..

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                • #23
                  A few years ago a buddy's girlfriend "rescued" a small turtle from the street in front of their house and put it in the backyard. About 2 days after that she decided to mow the lawn and had forgotten about the turtle. She didn't stop crying for a few hours and never mowed the lawn again.
                  Originally posted by MR EDD
                  i know i am are a fucking idiot.i know i should have pulled out of my mommas ass to make a shit fuck like me.bitch
                  Originally Posted By: Polska
                  I don't believe in shotting any animal past 150 or 200 yards, until their is better technology in 10 or 20 years and we have laser like the predators.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by cdite View Post
                    A few years ago a buddy's girlfriend "rescued" a small turtle from the street in front of their house and put it in the backyard. About 2 days after that she decided to mow the lawn and had forgotten about the turtle. She didn't stop crying for a few hours and never mowed the lawn again.
                    She must have been a blonde.

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                    • #25

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by PandaBear View Post
                        lmfao

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by 1carcrazyguy View Post
                          Looks slow......
                          Tortoise plus $5K in mods > LS1!!!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            I thought this was a different thread. I was thinking if it takes too much toilet paper to "rescue", then I just suck it up, eat Taco Bell and try again later.

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                            • #29
                              How much food does a 100lb turtle eat a day?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Sleeper View Post
                                who the fuck had those?
                                The people we got them from were moving and couldn't take them to the new place

                                Originally posted by inline 6 View Post
                                Dude I have always wanted a tortoise like that. Are either for sale?
                                Yes, but will not be cheap. You would have to have an enclosure built and I would want to see it before I would let one go. Just to make sure they are taken care of. All turtles and tortoise rescues are done that way.

                                Originally posted by Groundpounder91 View Post
                                How old are they?
                                These are 7 years old.

                                Originally posted by crapstang View Post
                                If you want to get rid of one, let me know!
                                See above.

                                Originally posted by downshift_me View Post
                                Where in the heck do you keep them? Do they just roam like dogs?
                                Right now they are in my shop but when the weather gets warmer they will go outside if we still have them.

                                Originally posted by stevo View Post
                                Who knew turtles had such a shitty taste in beer...Stevo
                                Be careful "Tank" loves his Bud lite!!


                                Originally posted by cdite View Post
                                A few years ago a buddy's girlfriend "rescued" a small turtle from the street in front of their house and put it in the backyard. About 2 days after that she decided to mow the lawn and had forgotten about the turtle. She didn't stop crying for a few hours and never mowed the lawn again.
                                We have one that was hit with a lawn mower and lived. His shell is pretty banged up.

                                Originally posted by GrayStangGT View Post
                                How much food does a 100lb turtle eat a day?
                                The people we got them from were feeding them a head of lettuce a day.

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