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  • #31
    Originally posted by CRASH View Post
    I went to some weird ass church with a friend of mine and his family once. They were all praying out loud to themselves and holding their arms up in the air and flopping around in the floor and shit. I just stood there looking around thinking, "What in the fuck have I gotten myself into with these crazy motherfuckers ?!?"

    Looking back on it, it was pretty amusing, but at the time I just knew I was about to be sacrificed or something. LOL !!
    People get way too caught up in the moment and lose all composure. I've been in similar situations and couldn't wait to check out.

    We went to a small church in McKinney (250 people) years ago, the associate pastor (pastor's son in law) was deeply into theatrics. He was also the band leader. He was deep into song and started to say someone had a word they needed to share. I had a giant WTF look on my face and started looking for places to get out of dodge. He points at me and screams in Mississippi revival tone "Sean! You have a word from GAW-DA to share!" music goes soft and I simply responded "apparently I didn't get the email..." music completely stopped as the rest of the congregation began to fill with the spirit of wrath and the only sound is my asshole brother in law laughing.

    I completely deflated that place, the uncomfortability in there was great. I also insured that I would never get called on again for anything.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
      People get way too caught up in the moment and lose all composure. I've been in similar situations and couldn't wait to check out.

      We went to a small church in McKinney (250 people) years ago, the associate pastor (pastor's son in law) was deeply into theatrics. He was also the band leader. He was deep into song and started to say someone had a word they needed to share. I had a giant WTF look on my face and started looking for places to get out of dodge. He points at me and screams in Mississippi revival tone "Sean! You have a word from GAW-DA to share!" music goes soft and I simply responded "apparently I didn't get the email..." music completely stopped as the rest of the congregation began to fill with the spirit of wrath and the only sound is my asshole brother in law laughing.

      I completely deflated that place, the uncomfortability in there was great. I also insured that I would never get called on again for anything.
      lol, HAIL SATAN!
      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
        People get way too caught up in the moment and lose all composure. I've been in similar situations and couldn't wait to check out.

        We went to a small church in McKinney (250 people) years ago, the associate pastor (pastor's son in law) was deeply into theatrics. He was also the band leader. He was deep into song and started to say someone had a word they needed to share. I had a giant WTF look on my face and started looking for places to get out of dodge. He points at me and screams in Mississippi revival tone "Sean! You have a word from GAW-DA to share!" music goes soft and I simply responded "apparently I didn't get the email..." music completely stopped as the rest of the congregation began to fill with the spirit of wrath and the only sound is my asshole brother in law laughing.

        I completely deflated that place, the uncomfortability in there was great. I also insured that I would never get called on again for anything.
        That is great....

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        • #34
          Originally posted by sean88gt View Post
          crazy church story....
          lmao !!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by CRASH View Post
            lmao !!
            People kept telling me they would pray for soul after the fact. Naw, I'm good.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by sean88gt View Post
              people get way too caught up in the moment and lose all composure. I've been in similar situations and couldn't wait to check out.

              We went to a small church in mckinney (250 people) years ago, the associate pastor (pastor's son in law) was deeply into theatrics. He was also the band leader. He was deep into song and started to say someone had a word they needed to share. I had a giant wtf look on my face and started looking for places to get out of dodge. He points at me and screams in mississippi revival tone "sean! You have a word from gaw-da to share!" music goes soft and i simply responded "apparently i didn't get the email..." music completely stopped as the rest of the congregation began to fill with the spirit of wrath and the only sound is my asshole brother in law laughing.

              I completely deflated that place, the uncomfortability in there was great. I also insured that i would never get called on again for anything.
              lmfao

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