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  • #16
    Great pipes
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    • #17
      Damn. So the guy didn't just get offered a job, there is a bit of a "bid war" going on for him between the Cleveland Cavs, NFL, and other businesses? Good for him.
      "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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      • #18
        Originally posted by UserX View Post
        Johnny Ryall is the bum on my stoop
        I gave him fifty cents to buy some soup
        He knows the time with the fresh Gucci watch
        He's even more over than the mayor Ed Koch
        Washing windows on the Bowery at a quarter to four
        'Cause he ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
        Living on borrowed time and borrowed money
        Sleepin' on the street there ain't a damn thing funny
        Hand me down food and hand me down clothes
        A rockabilly past of which nobody knows
        Makes his home all over the place
        He goes to sleep by falling down on his face
        Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless
        Sometimes drunk and he's always phoneless
        Sleepin' on the street in a cardboard box
        He's better off drinkin' than smokin' the rocks
        Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

        He drinks where he lies
        He's covered with flies
        He's got the hand me down Pumas and the tie dyes
        Go upstate and get your head together
        Thunderbird is the word and you're light as a feather
        Detox at the flop house no booze allowed
        Remember the good old days with the rockabilly crowd
        Memphis is where he's from
        He lives in the street but he's no bum
        A rockabilly star from the days of old
        He used to have teeth all filled with gold
        A platinum voice but only gold records
        On the bass was boots on the drums was checkers
        Luis Vuitton with the Gucci guitar
        Johnny Ryall
        Who do you think you are
        Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

        Donald Trump Donald Tramp living in the Men's Shelter
        Wonder Bread bag shoes and singing Helter Skelter
        He asks for a dollar you know what it's for
        Bottle after bottle he'll always need more
        He's no less important than you working class stiffs
        Drinks a lot of liquor but he don't drink piss
        Paid his dues playing the blues
        He claims that he wrote the Blue Suede Shoes
        Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army
        That's right y'all his name is
        Johnny
        Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

        LMAO... Haven't heard that beastie boys song in a long time.

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        • #19
          It's ridiculous what can entertain people now-a-days.

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          • #20
            Heard He got a job....
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            • #21
              He does have a great voice..

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              • #22
                Great voice and the guy is a hair god!

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                • #23
                  I'm inspired by people like him. His voice is the shit, and I hope he stays away from drugs and alcohol and becomes a productive member of society.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by kanetrain View Post
                    It's ridiculous what can entertain people now-a-days.
                    I'd rather listen to his story every day then hear one more mention of the redeemed Michael Vick.

                    Fuck Vick!

                    Originally posted by Rick the Home Inspector View Post
                    Great voice and the guy is a hair god!
                    He has cut his hair. I hope he is able to stay the course.
                    It's nice to start off the year with a genuine "feel good" media sensation.

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                    • #25
                      He was on the Today show this morning. I guess I just don't get it. He's got a deep voice ...as many many other people do. Why's he so special?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Marisa View Post
                        He was on the Today show this morning. I guess I just don't get it. He's got a deep voice ...as many many other people do. Why's he so special?
                        He has a classic "radio" voice and is trying to get his life back on track - it is a feel good story.
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                        • #27
                          *shrug* No sympathy from me.

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                          • #28
                            The dude is in demand now, has mulitple job offers

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Marisa View Post
                              *shrug* No sympathy from me.
                              Yeah, but you're mean - you've got brass knuckles all over your shirt!

                              For the record, he isn't getting any sympathy from me either - I was just explaining why he is getting attention. He'll have less than 15 minutes of fame. There will be some new shiny object to distract everybody in 3.....2...
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                              • #30
                                He was on the Today show this morning. For a guy with 9 kids (7 girls and 2 boys) and decent career in the past, he sure hit rock bottom. He speaks like a well educated, decent human being. Hopefully this new-found fame and potentially large income doesn't send him spiraling out of control (drugs and alcohol) again.

                                Ten bucks says he ends up writing a book or making a movie deal before his 15 minutes of fame are over.

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