Every year one neighbor hands out a candy bar the size of a TV dinner with a bullshit Christian pamphlet telling my 6 year old that she's a sinner. Then they take her picture with a disposable film camera. ???
My wife and I take turns hiding that hateful crap in each others stuff (car, purse, wherever) just for a laugh.
I'd hook them up with an egg and tp omelet. For old times sake
Then they take her picture with a disposable film camera. ???
Sex offenders. Report them immediately.
"It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."
When I was in high school my friends & I would give trick or treater stuff from the pantry (canned beans, cup of soup, bag of rice etc). Then look out the window to see there reactions.
My kid got a broken arm. Tripped on the sidewalk while we were trick r treating.
That does suck. I dont think that was the treat anyone was looking for! I do wish cities would take care of the sidewalks as well as the streets. I walked my 72 yr old dad with my kids in his neighborhood and I swear he was going to be eating concrete by the time we got back to his house.
My daughters got promotional materials... "boogie wipes" (a new brand of wet wipes?), stapled to a sales/info sheet.
Ronald Reagan:"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."
Homer: "Bart...there's 2 things I know about women. Never give them nicknames like "jumbo" or "boxcar" and always keep receipts...it makes you look like a business man."
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