I love it when a plan comes together.

[Snatch Napkin]

Only if by fucking awesome you mean lame. Then yes it's "fucking awesome".

20 demerits for being a fucktarded moron.

[BradM]

gotta ditch the ground effects and go with lake pipes

That's another thing I'm considering. I've always liked side pipes.

[DFW Boss]

20 demerits for being a fucktarded moron.

Please see your own avatar. I remember my first internet forum too, tough guys everywhere.

[DFW Boss]

Aw man! You have totally ruined my Friday. I'm going to go turn the back seat into a bed and find a pillow to bite.

Oh stop...you know you won't do it. All talk no action.

[BradM]

I was actually in Mansfield yesterday, that's where I bought this van. Too bad I didn't run a red light and get you caught up in the undercarriage.

[DFW Boss]

It's true, so very unfortunate. Good to hear you're allowed out of Sherman tho. Let me know when you're in Mansfield next (picking up the matching spaceship door for the new A Team van maybe).

[BradM]

It's true, so very unfortunate. Good to hear you're allowed out of Sherman tho. Let me know when you're in Mansfield next (picking up the matching spaceship door for the new A Team van maybe).

The mcdonalds at 287/Sublett sucks dick by the way.

[Snatch Napkin]

The mcdonalds at 287/Sublett sucks dick by the way.

Not as much as DFW Boss does.

[DFW Boss]

The mcdonalds at 287/Sublett sucks dick by the way.

Truth...oh my God so much truth. I'm in the county, I just list Mansfield because listing "pretty close to Mansfield but not really IN Mansfield" seems a bit long.

Not as much as DFW Boss does.

BAZINGA!!

With a internet handle like "Snatch Napkin" I would have expected a little more leeway from you sir.

[Snatch Napkin]

Truth...oh my God so much truth. I'm in the county, I just list Mansfield because listing "pretty close to Mansfield but not really IN Mansfield" seems a bit long.

BAZINGA!!

With a internet handle like "Snatch Napkin" I would have expected a little more leeway from you sir.

I probably should be a little more compassionate during your time of vaginal bleeding.

Hey, at least you don't smell funny!!

[DFW Boss]

I probably should be a little more compassionate during your time of vaginal bleeding.

Hey, at least you don't smell funny!!

Thanks man, I've been working on the smell.

[Mike]

You're a regular member on Softball fans and you think we are douche bags?
Have you not read the stupid shit that's posted on that website?

[DFW Boss]

Mike I used to be on SBF ALLLL the time, seriously. I take responsibility for that, however in all fairness it's been almost a year since I was on there.

I use the term douchebag as a term of endearment not as an insult. I was honestly just messing around since the tone of A LOT of these threads leans towards harsh rather than hugs and kisses. I do not know you Mike and in reality I don't know you to be a douchebag. All I know is I decided to post on a thread about someone's neighbor and how crazy the story sounded and no less than 5 people told me "Tits or GTFO" so it seemed like a pretty relaxed place. However I am pretty sure Mr. Mauldin is plotting his next trip to Mansfield to kill me, so perhaps I over estimated the amount of "flex" in threads.

[Rick Modena]

Mikes real name is Mukesh, just so you know...

[BradM]

You're a regular member on Softball fans and you think we are douche bags?
Have you not read the stupid shit that's posted on that website?

Probably the same shit posted on the (can't believe I'm saying this) van forums I've been reading. Surprisingly, many people who are into vans are not cool.