Why Texas is the Best State in America

[FRANCISCO308]

[stevo]

Lol. Fuckers must have missed Garland.

Stevo

[jdgregory84]

Some of that shit was pretty funny. I don't know why but I laughed my ass off at "Concrete dries quicker."

[YALE]

That was funny as hell.

[01vnms4v]

that was pretty funny right there

[Pooter]

God bless Texas!

[exlude]

Haha, I enjoyed "Texas Marines don't need to speak Arabic, we just beat 'em until they speak English."

[VETTKLR]

LOL Hell yeah!

[Stunter Bob]

Thats SOOO Old but i LOVE showing the guys at work this video, they think all Texans are Retards and this makes them crack up all day quoting it all.



All the pussies in texas are shaved.

There shorter, more narrow, taste better!

[bpawl]

he'll yeah, funny stuff

[Gear_Jammer]

I wonder what their superior officers will think about that diatribe...

[jw33]

I always loved the gong show after a change of command or retirement formation. There was always a couple of dickheads who could replicate the officers or someone who stood out in the unit and make everyone laugh their ass off. These guys must have had some loud mouth from TX in their unit at some point.....