Dumb 5 hour energy commercial

[SouthernSVT]

This commercial gets on my nerves so fucking bad, that I thought I would share it with all of you.

Their big selling point is that they asked 3000 doctors if they would recommend 5 hour energy to their patients, and 73% said they would. Last I checked 73% would barely be a passing grade in school. It also means that almost 1000 doctors said they would not recommend their product. You have to figure that they aimed for doctors that they believed would be on their side, so it's probably even worse than their figures show. Why would you advertise that nearly 1000 doctors said that people shouldn't consume your product? Also the bitch is annoying.

[sc281]

Cause 5 hour energy give you energy for whole lotta hours.


SMAAARRT Mooove

[Buick355]

The question they asked doctors was probably something like

Would you recommend consuming:
a) a large pile of human shit full of glass shards
or
b) 5 hour energy

and still only 73% chose 5 hour energy.

[Hmbre97]

It's got what plants crave

[diablo rojo]

It's got what plants crave

lol

[greenbeancasserole]

The commercial says 73% of doctors recommend it to patients who already use an energy supplement.

Must be some pretty bad shit if only 3/4 of their crooked ass doctors will recommend it to people who are already stringing themselves out on energy supplements.

[CJ]

^^ Like pointed out above, when you actually read the small print (I paused it to read it) it even further discredits the statement.

[Ratt]

I fucking hate this commercial as well. If you listen carefully, at the beginning of the commercial they say that 73% of doctors reccommend "a" low calorie energy supplement "like" 5 hour energy, meaning 73% of them probably said, "Yeah B vitamins in a low calorie form factor are good," and the other 27% saw right through their shady fucking marketing campaign and told them to fuck off.

[Vertnut]

With generic answers and responses, they don't have to pay anyone since it's not a real "endorsement". Shady stuff...

[Buick355]

This is the commercial I can't stand right now:



Use Gillette razor, look like a rapist.

[SouthernSVT]

^^^^ lol they do look like creepers

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[David]

I've got that 2:30 feeling.

[SouthernSVT]

I've got that 2:30 feeling.

Jager-bomb

87% of bartenders would agree

[grove rat]

i love how people drink these things all the time(along with all the other energy drinks/shots) and think nothing will happen. i am a firm believer that nothing is free


how funny would it be if the people that were drinking all these stupid ass energy drinks started growing dicks on their forehead cause of all the excess b12

[GeorgeG.]

so how bad can they be? Caffeine content is about the same as a cup of coffee and just a bunch of B vitamins. I'm seriously asking too....I take the Stacker version from the dollar store about 3-4 times a week. IMO, they work as far as a quick pick me up without the tons of caffeine.