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  • Hitler Snaps Axle, Narrates While Waiting Rommel Rescue

    Queasy warning. Mangled shit ahead.


    For some reason this is highly entertaining and funny to me just because she's so fucking cool about the whole thing (obv just trying to stay distracted and not freak the fuck out).



    "I dont know first aid for a foot that's not attached to your ankle, so I'm doing the best I can... the good thing is I can feel it, so, can't be mad at that... yeah."





    A week and a half ago, Colorado college student Lexi DeForest was hiking in Wyoming when she broke her ankle. Broke it? The girl snapped it clean off. Seriously, dude, ow. She then proceeded to film herself commenting on the incident while awaiting rescue, keeping calm but with a clear edge of anxiety in her voice.

    Having been down a similar road, I know how critical it is that you keep your shit together. Humor, poking fun at the situation, carrying on as normal as possible — these are the tactics that keep destructive panic at bay. In this week’s AJ poll, What’s Your Best Adventure Quality, a lot of readers selected “cool under pressure” — DeForest is the embodiment of that.



  • #2
    That's just nasty

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    • #3
      Fucking ow, man!!


      Luckily, I do know first aid for that situation. Thank you, Boy Scouts of America!!!

      I've been fortunate to never have to deal with that on a personal level, but I did have to keep a buddy calm while we looked at his dislocated knee. His left leg turn a sharp turn to the left at the knee and nearly doubled back. He was terrified and I was trying not to vomit. I finally got him to laugh about some dumb shit, which got his adrenaline down to a point that he would quit trying to stand up. It was fucking insane!

      That chick needs a bad motherfucker wallet for serious!! My buddy was nowhere near as calm as her.


      EDIT: I forgot to mention that she was wearing the wrong shoes.

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      • #4
        Fuck that, the picture alone makes me cringe.
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        Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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        • #5
          Cool chick.

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          • #6
            probably snapped when that heavy head and extra chins came down on it.
            sigpic

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            • #7
              I am not going to be watching that video. Yeesh!
              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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              • #8
                I read the title as "Hitler snaps ankle, narrates while waiting rescue." What a letdown.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                  I read the title as "Hitler snaps ankle, narrates while waiting rescue." What a letdown.
                  Now it says "Hiker snaps axle..."
                  LOL.

                  Stevo
                  Originally posted by SSMAN
                  ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by stevo View Post
                    Now it says "Hiker snaps axle..."
                    LOL.

                    Stevo
                    I snapped an axle once. Called a wrecker and waited.
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #11
                      She had to be in shock but props to her for staying cool. Only watched the first few minutes but she did what it took to stay calm.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                        I read the title as "Hitler snaps ankle, narrates while waiting rescue." What a letdown.
                        Originally posted by stevo View Post
                        Now it says "Hiker snaps axle..."
                        LOL.

                        Stevo

                        Lmao!
                        It all makes sense, cents, since now

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                        • #13
                          She ain't too bad. Having had ankle problems, I can imagine how freaked out I'd be.

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                          • #14
                            holy snikes
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                              I read the title as "Hitler snaps ankle, narrates while waiting rescue." What a letdown.
                              I read the exact same thing! It made me think of the Epic rap battles of history Hitler vs Vader.

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