Excited Train Guy

[Moose242]

I have no idea why anyone would think that trains are cool.

[Sleeper]

You would figure that the train freaks would, you know apply for a job with trains.

[Gear_Jammer]

How many hours and days do you think that guy has spent in his and/or his parents' basement playing with model trains while wearing his conductors hat and blowing one of those wooden train whistles, all the while beating on his genitals like Mike Tyson at a Klan rally?

[samuel642000]

Well, would ya just look at that.

I was thinking it sounded like the same guy.

[soap]

YES YES!!!!! OHHHHHH. OHH MY FUCKING GOD SHES SO BEAUTIFUL AND OH LORD LOOK AT THAT TAIL. YES! YES! YES! I FEEL SOMETHING WET AND HOT DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. OH GOD NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO.... AHHHH "2nd release" i need a cigarette.

[GrayStangGT]

Even finding another beer when you previously thought you were out doesn't make me that happy.

[doughboyracing]

I thought he sounded like Peter from Family Guy on ectasy.

[ceyko]

In fairness, they were gorgeous

[JP135]

Flicked off?

Its a union thing. They get to invent new words and you can't complain cuz you're a SCAB!!!