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  • The NSFW section isn't too far away!

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    • Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
      Can you elaborate on your techniques? It's never too early to start taking notes.
      The best defense I have is for Robert to become the boy's best friend since girls quickly tire of the dudes her parents like.
      Usually I'll have a buddy of mine with me and it will start out with something like, "Hey, remember that dude your daughter was dating that we took to the river that night? That poor kid was screaming like a baby. At first I thought he was just scared all tied up in the trunk, but then you said it might be the fumes from the exhaust. That poor son of a bitch wet his pants when you pulled out that knife. He thought for sure you was gonna cut his dick off or something. Shit! That wasnt near as bad when you told him to drop to his knees." You just get someone to play it with ya. Next thing you know, they will be balling. But you have to be all out serious. Nothing over the top. This has worked for me every time.

      There was another guy that my daughter brought home from school on day to meet me. When she brought him in, I told him to sit his ass on the couch and I'd be right back. I came back into the den with my shot gun, looked him square in the eyes and siad, "do you understand?" He says with a shaky voice, "yes sir." I put the gun back up and we shook hands...with a very stirn grip. He never came back.
      Photobucket

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      • Originally posted by Jyard View Post
        The NSFW section isn't too far away!
        So... WTF is up with the attachment limits? I uploaded one photo and now I only have a few KB left to upload. I don't really want to put it on photobucket... so in the mean time, check out this one she sent me from just the other day. You have to be logged in to see it, but whatever.

        Originally posted by stevo
        Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

        Stevo

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        • Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
          So... WTF is up with the attachment limits? I uploaded one photo and now I only have a few KB left to upload. I don't really want to put it on photobucket... so in the mean time, check out this one she sent me from just the other day. You have to be logged in to see it, but whatever.

          http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showpost...postcount=6750
          nice

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          • Yeah not going to sign up over there to see your above average wife.
            ازدهار رأسه برعشيت

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            • Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
              So... WTF is up with the attachment limits? I uploaded one photo and now I only have a few KB left to upload. I don't really want to put it on photobucket... so in the mean time, check out this one she sent me from just the other day. You have to be logged in to see it, but whatever.

              http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showpost...postcount=6750
              I can get them hosted. If you wanna post them, pm me and I'll send you an email address.

              And by "if you wanna post them" I mean, you NEED to have them posted.

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              • Shit, I signed up and I must say, nice pic!

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                • Originally posted by Jyard View Post
                  Shit, I signed up and I must say, nice pic!
                  post pic for us!

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                  • WTF guys?
                    Ded

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                    • Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                      WTF guys?
                      No shit share the goods.

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                      • Guys, the thread alone is worth signing up... there are more examples in there, just do a quick search or enjoy wasting DAYS of your life browsing though what is already there from all users. The link is just to my latest post, but there are tons of pics.

                        As for the attachment limit, will doing the $20/yr membership thing cure that?
                        Originally posted by stevo
                        Not a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.

                        Stevo

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                        • Originally posted by bird_dog0347 View Post
                          Guys, the thread alone is worth signing up... there are more examples in there, just do a quick search or enjoy wasting DAYS of your life browsing though what is already there from all users. The link is just to my latest post, but there are tons of pics.

                          As for the attachment limit, will doing the $20/yr membership thing cure that?
                          Yup, and it'll go towards support of our site regarding servers and upkeep
                          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                          dont downshift!!
                          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                          • Originally posted by Jyard View Post
                            Shit, I signed up and I must say, nice pic!
                            wtf!? post it!

                            Originally posted by sosoe View Post
                            post pic for us!
                            x2

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                            • Sharing is caring.

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                              • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                                I was thinking more like

                                I believe one of his goals was to be the first fully inked attorney in Dallas.

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