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  • 4th of July In England.

    So today I was at the ATM at the local bank (Barclays) and this older lady was talking to another centurian behind me, whilst I am getting my cash the conversation was as follows.

    Old lady 1: Well dear its fine since I still have tomorrow since today is the 3rd.
    Old lady 2: yadda yadda yadda, starts to check her phone, something about their contract for their pension.
    Me: *Fuck yeah attitude* No ma'am today is the last day and you have twenty minutes before they close because today is Independence day, the day we took liberty from your tyrannical empire and made the good ol US of A.
    Old lady 2: Oh hes right dear it is the 4th.
    Old lady 1: I guess I better hurry blah blah and gives me the FUCKING stink eye.
    Me: American Troll face.



    Happy 4th guyys!

    AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

    Oh yeah I was wearing Red and blue, but no white, just khaki.

    England
    First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

  • #2
    This is not the "Cool Story, Bro" forum. Pics or video required.

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    • #3
      Happy fourth, I'm glad you're staying political with international relations.


      Sent while dropping a deuce!

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      • #4
        Adam cut me some slack, I dont have a smartphone.
        First hand witness at the failure of public healthcare.

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        • #5
          pics of old ladys?
          THE BAD HOMBRE

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          • #6
            Originally posted by naynay View Post
            pics of old ladys?
            Well, one thing you know for sure is they have horrific teeth.

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            • #7
              ...

              That's the way to be a good ambassador for the US of A. I'm sure they think all of us are that way now.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by line-em-up View Post
                That's the way to be a good ambassador for the US of A. I'm sure they think all of us are that way now.
                I would rather them think that than think we are a bunch of pussies that take outrageous taxes up the ass!!!!


                Oh wait...

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