So today I was at the ATM at the local bank (Barclays) and this older lady was talking to another centurian behind me, whilst I am getting my cash the conversation was as follows.
Old lady 1: Well dear its fine since I still have tomorrow since today is the 3rd.
Old lady 2: yadda yadda yadda, starts to check her phone, something about their contract for their pension.
Me: *Fuck yeah attitude* No ma'am today is the last day and you have twenty minutes before they close because today is Independence day, the day we took liberty from your tyrannical empire and made the good ol US of A.
Old lady 2: Oh hes right dear it is the 4th.
Old lady 1: I guess I better hurry blah blah and gives me the FUCKING stink eye.
Me: American Troll face.
Happy 4th guyys!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Oh yeah I was wearing Red and blue, but no white, just khaki.
England
Old lady 1: Well dear its fine since I still have tomorrow since today is the 3rd.
Old lady 2: yadda yadda yadda, starts to check her phone, something about their contract for their pension.
Me: *Fuck yeah attitude* No ma'am today is the last day and you have twenty minutes before they close because today is Independence day, the day we took liberty from your tyrannical empire and made the good ol US of A.
Old lady 2: Oh hes right dear it is the 4th.
Old lady 1: I guess I better hurry blah blah and gives me the FUCKING stink eye.
Me: American Troll face.
Happy 4th guyys!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Oh yeah I was wearing Red and blue, but no white, just khaki.
England
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