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Never seen or heard of it seeing as how i don't have Showtime. I must now watch it cause those two vids have me completely hooked.
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Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
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Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Comment
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Mah, that isn't one of the greatest scenes IMO. Now this:
or this:
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Unfortunately some of the best parts can't be posted on YouTube, like the squirter from season 1.Comment
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ABBY: What the fuck, Hank?
HANK: Oh, thank you so much for coming.
ABBY: Tell me.
HANK: One dead billionaire, one dead monkey, autoerotic asphyxiation. The billionaire, not the monkey.
ABBY: Wow. Really?
HANK: Shit happens.
ABBY: Is he okay? (pointing at Charlie on ground)
HANK: Oh yeah, he just got tased.
ABBY: And him? (pointing at security guard on ground)
HANK: Him I knocked out. Don't be tasing my agent, mothafuckaaaa!
ABBY: Okay, self defense.
HANK: Oh, I like that. What's the move?
ABBY: Depends. Did you actually do anything illegal? Is there something you're not telling me?
HANK: I did watch two sisters take off their clothes and make out with each other. And that made my wiener feel a little weird.
ABBY: Yeah, that's gross, but...
HANK: But I don't believe that that's illegal.
ABBY: No, it's not illegal.
HANK: Not illegal.
ABBY: Okay, uh, we call-
ABBY: Maybe it should be. We call 911. You give a statement, I ask for a favor, we make sure it doesn't end up all over the press.
HANK: Wow, all this grace under pressure. I dig that in a woman. And you look smokin' hot tonight. You got a big date?
ABBY: You know what, it's strange. A part of me is really quite pissed off at you right now because your idea of staying out of trouble sucks balls. But the other part I don't know, it feels vaguely proud of you.
HANK: Proud? I don't think there's much to be proud of here tonight. A debauched party, a couple of dead primates. Not really worthy of a gold star.
ABBY: No, you absolutely screwed the pooch, but calling me shows at least a modicum of sense and more than a little trust.
HANK: Sensible and trusting. That's me in a nutshell, really.
ABBY: How high are you right now?
HANK: Significantly.
ABBY: Yeah. All right. Let me deal with this.Comment
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I started this series about 2 weeks ago and watched all 5 seasons in 3 days...... didn't get much sleep, but damn was the show good.
Defintily some memoriable scenes....Comment
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