Need a caption for this pic...

[danielhv]

SO my boss is on vacation... and apparently during a basketball game, his son accidently hit him in the eye....

So all morning long, I've been making jokes about it.

Then he sends this picture. I want to get the best caption, put it along with this picture on t-shirts, and send them to all the branch managers in the region to wear when the boss comes to town!

So, fire away. No limits either, we are all cool like that.

[347Mike]

Your boss is Rick Modena?

[DON SVO]

Shoulda stayed in the kitchen, where all sissy women belong.

[Baron Von Crowder]

psst, you forgot to wash the eyeshadow off your left eye...

[Chili]

[Mysticcobrakilla]

No means no!

[onemeangixxer7502]

" he said he'd call me the next day"

[wayne fontenot]

honey, get my dress so i can see if this eye shadow matches

[mikec]

I should have listened to her the first time!

[rainman64]

I said fix me a turkey pot pie "bitch"!

[Cannon88]

"She turned my brown eye blue."

[Baron Von Crowder]

"She turned my brown eye blue."

she bruised his anus?

[Spritle]

Don't Do what Donny Don't Does.

[Chas_svo]

Oh, I thought you said stand up?

[kainzien]

looks like he took one to the eye.. lol
"I stared down the barrel of a loaded cock"