World's Best Bartender.

[GrayStangGT]

Requirements for worlds best bartender.

1. Cold drink if front of me now
2. When it's empty another full one should magically appear.
3. Female
4. Tits
5. Ass
6. Low cut shirt

This guy just doesn't make the cut.

[Steve]

Daniel Craig would mop the floor with Matt Damon.

Damon = martial arts training.

Craig = playing with imaginary laser guns.

[jluv]

Jason Bourne > James Bond.

You're high!

[ELVIS]

#1bjj

god bless.

[Taylor]

Someone finally monetized juggling.

[90GT50]

Damon = martial arts training.

Craig = playing with imaginary laser guns.

Oh god, not this shit again.

[Steve]

You're high!

On life, my friend.

#1bjj

god bless.

You need a new played out joke. It's been four years. lol.

[ELVIS]

Oh god, not this shit again.

i just snotted on my screen.

god bless.

[Steve]

Oh god, not this shit again.

Quit bitchin, it's giving your ass something to do. lol.

[90GT50]

i just snotted on my screen.

god bless.

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing

[BradM]

Oh god, not this shit again.

[Shorty]

James Bond drinks martinis. You can't get more manly than that.

IIRC he drinks mostly whiskey and scotch and soda in the books.

[bcoop]

Requirements for worlds best bartender.

1. Cold drink if front of me now
2. When it's empty another full one should magically appear.
3. Female
4. Tits
5. Ass
6. Low cut shirt

This guy just doesn't make the cut.

Agreed, but chicks generally don't have the coordination required to do the flair stuff.

[quikag]

Agreed, but chicks generally don't have the coordination required to do the flair stuff.

Do you want flair or do you want T&A?

[gip99gt]

Damn looking at all that just made me thirsty. Just give me a beer, looks like it will take to long for a mix drink. lol