Steve: "Hold-on, I gotta tell these people on the internet about this fast car I know more about than they do"
Steve's wife: "But honey it's late, come to bed"
Steve: "No, they have no idea how fast this car is, and I need to tell them right now before the owner of the car, or anyone else like me who can't afford this shit starts speaking-up!"
Steve's wife: "Well I see you have your sweat pants on so I know you're fapping to other people's cars on the internet again so I'll leave you alone, but you owe me oral sometime this week to make-up for it!!"
Steve: "Just give me ten more minutes, and pause the dvr when Bruno starts giving his harsh input on Dancing With the Stars"
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