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At the old Green Elephant:
"Your mom is a great fuck!"
and right below it someone added:
"Go home dad - you're drunk again"
"Your mom is a great fuck!"
and right below it someone added:
"Go home dad - you're drunk again"
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Dukes in Bedford - they keep painting over it and it keeps coming back.
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They paint these walks to stop my pen, but the poophouse poet has struck again."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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The best one I've ever read was in a portacan in Houston on a Petro-Chem jobsite...There were probably 3000 Brown and Root hands. It was widely rumored that guys would hide out in the portacans and sleep on the job. It was August and hot as hell.... It said "I don't know how anybody could sleep in here! It's all I can do just to finish this sandwich!"Comment
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My favorite was a portacan with mexican space shuttle written inside and a nice rocket propelled portashitter drawing.It happens to be a well thought out and reasoned dissertation on drug use and a lyrical cost/benefit analysis of various kinds of drugs, drawing the conclusion that beer is the best of them all.Comment
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Being in the Army I always saw "Here I sit in the latrine, Giving birth to another Marine"Why put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the next day?
-Fred SanfordComment
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Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read those words of wit, can eat those little balls of shit.
And an oldie but a goodie...
(over a urinal)
Step up there pardner, that's a derringer, not a rifle."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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Theres a sign in the bathroom of the Army/Navy store here in Tyler that has a crosshair with the phrase "We aim to please, You aim too, please".
Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2"We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham LincolnComment
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I printed and laminated a big red arror pointing down with the words, "For Hope And Change, Pull Lever" I put it at eye level on the wall above the urinal in my office building. I get lots of good comments. One guy even went out and got his camera.Last edited by FastFox; 05-03-2012, 01:26 PM.Comment
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Porta Shitter tennis Look left:
(on the left wall it says) look right, (on the right wall it says) look left...Comment
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Thats older than MeOriginally posted by joes01bullitt View PostI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but pissing everyone off is a piece of cakeComment
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<-----former MarineOriginally posted by oh1bullitt View Post
I used to walk away from a group and say "time to go lock out another seal team"
The "latrines" in Afghanistan always offered hours of entertainment. Hell, KBR even stopped painting over them just so we would have something to enjoy. About the only one I can remember is
"Flush twice to get to the chowhall"Fuck you. We're going to Costco.Comment
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