Stoopied cardinal

[80coupe]

I had a bird in my house for 2 weeks or so. Fucker drove me nuts. He was a retarded bird. Instead of chirping in the morning and day like other normal birds, he chirped all night. Which then caused the dog to go nuts trying to catch him, and barking at him all night. Every night. I caught him twice, and let him go twice. Kept coming back in. The third time he got back in, I was gone for the weekend, and he shit all over everything. He was a dead bird as soon as I got back.

this.... i had one that was around for about 2 weeks that did this was a cardinal though or he would have been a dead bird.

[twicepipes]

Its a territory thing from what my dad tells me.

At my parents house there is a red bird that would attack their side view mirrors.
The only way to stop it from doing this and shitting all over the side of their trucks was to put a bag over the mirrors.

My dad eventually hung some old DVD's in a tree and waited with a pellet gun equipped with a scope. It never came after the them though. Only the trucks, which are red.

[bcoop]

how much shit could he have in him, doesn't he eventually run out? Must have eaten stuff in your house.

I had cleaned before I left, so there was nothing out. If he got in to something, I still haven't figured out what.

[4bangen]

He just wants a smoke man!

[CJ]

I had cleaned before I left, so there was nothing out. If he got in to something, I still haven't figured out what.

This makes me realize birds must have giant shit reserves. That's how they always have shit ready for my cars. I had just washed my vette last week, I pulled out of my neighborhood, hit the first light, and I watched a bird shit on my car from about 150 feet up. That son of a bitch.

[Tx Redneck]

You can has feces magnet?

Saved and Texan by the Grace of God, Redneck by choice.

[SSMAN]

Figured out he can be enticed. Heh



Saved and Texan by the Grace of God, Redneck by choice.

I bet that is hard on his pecker.

[Tx Redneck]

I bet that is hard on his pecker.

Sources say you're correct.

[ram57ta]

Livin it up at the Hotel California!!!! He wants to Jam out to the Eagles with ya'll inside.

[line-em-up]

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There's one that flies over and over into my windows on the front of my house. Annoying as hell...as soon as I get a pellet gun he is a dead ass bird.

Weren't you sworn to try to save lives?

[line-em-up]

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I bet that is hard on his pecker.

I see what you did there.

[Duncan]

I have one of these Cardinals that does the same thing....everyday. I have reflective tint on the windows in the computer room and it will fly into the window over and over again, when he gets tired he stands on the window unit and looks at his reflection for a few minutes then goes back to flying into the window in what appears to be some sort of altercation with what it thinks to be competition.

I cant bring myself to kill it so I have decided to fuck with it by playing its mating calls through the speakers on the computer (just on the other side of the window), while this seems to really piss it off it off to no end he still comes back for more after a day or so. So I have now started scooping bird shit off of the windows of the cars and placing this on top of the window unit in the window. This worked for a few days but he is back again. I think I am going to have to take this to a whole new level and build a Cardinal (or maybe a big ass version of a Cardinal....with tattoos and shit) on the end of a fishing line attached to an overly complicated pulley system and attempt to attack it with my fake 'undesirable' Cardinal while sitting in my computer chair laughing maniacally.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Video tape it if you do.

[03trubluGT]

Figured out he can be enticed. Heh



Saved and Texan by the Grace of God, Redneck by choice.

Didn't you know you were tapping out Morse code for "here birdie, come get some seed"?

[barronj]

At my parents house there is a red bird that would attack their side view mirrors.
The only way to stop it from doing this and shitting all over the side of their trucks was to put a bag over the mirrors.

Ditto. I used to find wierd markings all over the side view mirrors, never knew what caused it until one day I saw the cardinal going ape shit.