it will sit on a tree branch and laugh with his friends saying "look at this guy inside, he'll stand their with a camera for hours on end while I fly up to the window a couple times"????
There's one that flies over and over into my windows on the front of my house. Annoying as hell...as soon as I get a pellet gun he is a dead ass bird.
I had a bird in my house for 2 weeks or so. Fucker drove me nuts. He was a retarded bird. Instead of chirping in the morning and day like other normal birds, he chirped all night. Which then caused the dog to go nuts trying to catch him, and barking at him all night. Every night. I caught him twice, and let him go twice. Kept coming back in. The third time he got back in, I was gone for the weekend, and he shit all over everything. He was a dead bird as soon as I got back.
Originally posted by BradM
But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
I had a bird in my house for 2 weeks or so. Fucker drove me nuts. He was a retarded bird. Instead of chirping in the morning and day like other normal birds, he chirped all night. Which then caused the dog to go nuts trying to catch him, and barking at him all night. Every night. I caught him twice, and let him go twice. Kept coming back in. The third time he got back in, I was gone for the weekend, and he shit all over everything. He was a dead bird as soon as I got back.
how much shit could he have in him, doesn't he eventually run out? Must have eaten stuff in your house.
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