So a guy brings in a safe and a parachute...

[grove rat]

^probably something along the lines of:

Thank you for investing in the Mosler Safe Company! The safe you bought will not disappoint you, we take pride in our product and are certain that it shall protect your valuables. Take comfort in knowing that your new safe is impenetrable to things such as drops from heights, prying and saws. We also take pride in serving the military with our safes and hope you enjoy your new purchase.

-Mosler Safe Company

[03trubluGT]

So, what was in the thank you packet?

Grove pretty much nailed it.

^probably something along the lines of:

Thank you for investing in the Mosler Safe Company! The safe you bought will not disappoint you, we take pride in our product and are certain that it shall protect your valuables. Take comfort in knowing that your new safe is impenetrable to things such as drops from heights, prying and saws. We also take pride in serving the military with our safes and hope you enjoy your new purchase.

-Mosler Safe Company

It was a warranty card, literature, and envelope.

[ZYouL8R]

I'm so confused.

So this dude supposedly finds a safe and chute in his yard? Was the safe connected to the chute? How the hell did he know it was from an F-18?

[Sean88gt]

Not sure why but I was thinking that when I opened this thread.

Obscure history rules.

[Shaggin Wagon]

I'm so confused.

So this dude supposedly finds a safe and chute in his yard? Was the safe connected to the chute? How the hell did he know it was from an F-18?

I'm with you....confused and intrigued. I assumed the safe was parachuted into the yard. I didn't ask much more as it seemed to make sense to others, so I shrugged and wandered away.

[line-em-up]

....

That would be very odd finding that in your yard.

I would a been pissed if I hit it with the mower.

[03trubluGT]

I'm so confused.

So this dude supposedly finds a safe and chute in his yard? Was the safe connected to the chute? How the hell did he know it was from an F-18?

Apparently there was a label on the chute that it was from an F18 ejection seat.

I never saw the chute so I don't know if it was folded, wadded, or used.

The safe definitely looked brand new.

[Z06killinsbf]

Probably see the story on Auction Hunters or Storage Wars.

[futant]

this thread fails to deliver the goods

[Gargamel]

Why am I envisioning a CH-47 and a few Jarheads on a slow day?

[Hobie]

Can I claim the chute?

"Yeah bro, opened the canopy on my jet mid-flight, must've fallen out. I can has?"