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    Turkey Testicle Festival

    Every year we do a big turkey fry for our customers (some of you have heard/read me talk about it. Basically, customers bring us turkeys, we trim, clean, season, and fry while they hang out and drink, and we usually have a live blues band playing. Next year we are incorporating Turkey Bowling as well, and just may do something like this. I think this is awesome...


    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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    Are they wild turkeys?
    If I bring you a couple of Rio's can you process and fry them???
    If so how much?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Chopped54 View Post
      Are they wild turkeys?
      If I bring you a couple of Rio's can you process and fry them???
      If so how much?
      No, they bring in already processed turkeys like Butterball, Jenni-O, etc. When I say trim, I mean emptying the necks and gizzards, trimming the excess skin around the neck and butt, etc. I don't have the capacity to pluck, and truly process them. We cook about 300 birds over a span of two days, there just isn't time for that.


      I'll shoot you a pm.
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        No, they bring in already processed turkeys like Butterball, Jenni-O, etc. When I say trim, I mean emptying the necks and gizzards, trimming the excess skin around the neck and butt, etc. I don't have the capacity to pluck, and truly process them. We cook about 300 birds over a span of two days, there just isn't time for that.


        I'll shoot you a pm.
        Do people bring them up there already prepped?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
          Do people bring them up there already prepped?
          Prepped how? They bring them the way the grocery store sells them. We do everything else.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
            Prepped how? They bring them the way the grocery store sells them. We do everything else.
            Nevermind, I am retarded. You said you season them in your first post.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
              No, they bring in already processed turkeys like Butterball, Jenni-O, etc. When I say trim, I mean emptying the necks and gizzards, trimming the excess skin around the neck and butt, etc. I don't have the capacity to pluck, and truly process them. We cook about 300 birds over a span of two days, there just isn't time for that.


              I'll shoot you a pm.
              damn thats alot of cooking!!
              And Shepherds we shall be

              For thee, my Lord, for thee.

              Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

              Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

              So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

              And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

              In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

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              • #8
                I'm pretty sure I'm never going to eat anythings balls.

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