Don't Do It in the Park

[Josh.0]

"and dont do this"

Greatness.

[Gargamel]

LMAO
I used to work with a guy exactly like that... He was an absolute trip to be around...

Ate ketchup straight from the small packets at McDonald's and liked to go varmint hunting with the biggest fucking sniper rifle I've ever seen.

Dude had no filter from his brain to his mouth, no couth and no fear whatsoever.

I remember standing in the elevator with him and in comes this good looking asian chick. Doors close and the following ensues:

Him: Hey, What's your name?
Her: Amy
Him: Hi Amy, I'm Glenn. You're a very attractive woman. Are you single?
Her: Yes, but I'm really not interested, Thanks anyway...
Him: What? I haven't even asked you anything yet. Rather presumptuous don't you think? But if I were to ask you out are you declining because of the wedding ring? It's no biggie, the wife and I have an open relationship. She's OK with it... Hell, she's into it... Are you into it?
(Doors open on her floor)
Her: Look, I'm really not interested. Please stay away from me...
(Doors close)
Him: Bitch.... Ahh, The wife's really not into it anyway....