Blonde tries to solve complex math problem.

[03trubluGT]

my pops and his buddies like to spend a lot of time at hooters, twin peaks, etc., since that's about the only time i hang out with him, i unfortunately have to deal with girls like this when i go. about 70-80% of the girls in those places are about as smart as her. not even joking

We had lunch at Third Base, and my wife asked for lime for her water.

The waitress asked "the yellow one, or the green one?"


True story.

[Unicorn Jeff]

We had lunch at Third Base, and my wife asked for lime for her water.

The waitress asked "the yellow one, or the green one?"


True story.

Should of tazed her butthole Matt!!!

[Sean88gt]

I just asked my 10 yr old and 8 yr old daughters, they answered and asked "who wouldn't know that?!"

[347Mike]

We had lunch at Third Base, and my wife asked for lime for her water.

The waitress asked "the yellow one, or the green one?"


True story.

I would've asked for half-n-half to really throw her for a loop!

[Buick355]

I would've asked for half-n-half to really throw her for a loop!

Limon!!

[Clifton]

Dumb chicks are cool. They don't remember your name in the morning!

[Craizie]

We had lunch at Third Base, and my wife asked for lime for her water.

The waitress asked "the yellow one, or the green one?"


True story.

Was she hispanic?

[03DARKSHADOW]

my pops and his buddies like to spend a lot of time at hooters, twin peaks, etc., since that's about the only time i hang out with him, i unfortunately have to deal with girls like this when i go. about 70-80% of the girls in those places are about as smart as her. not even joking

lmao so damn true!!

[projectPONY]

I watched the whole fucking thing and never saw a beautiful blonde!

[03trubluGT]

Was she hispanic?

White.


But when my wife gave her the "limes are green" speech, the girl said "well, sometimes people get confused"....

[Buick355]

White.


But when my wife gave her the "limes are green" speech, the girl said "well, sometimes people get confused"....

Your wife probably got an extra helping of DNA in her water also!!

[LANTIRN]

I did this chick once who was about as bright about some things; her dad decided to take her on a cruise to Alaska and she thought she needed to go to the bank and exchange her dollars for "Alaska money".

[GhostTX]

We had lunch at Third Base, and my wife asked for lime for her water.

The waitress asked "the yellow one, or the green one?"

True story.

Was she hispanic?

White.

But when my wife gave her the "limes are green" speech, the girl said "well, sometimes people get confused"....

In Spanish, they're known as green or yellow lemons. Probably her clientele...


To the OP, knew this EXTREMELY smart kid in high school (later went on to MIT), that while we were on a field trip, stuck his hand out the window of the van repeatedly, observing, feeling the wind and doing all sort of mental math. He finally announced the wind outside was approximately 60mph. We were like, "Don! Could it be we're going 60 miles per hour!??!" Seems like the smarter people get, the less common sense they have.

[2011GT]

I did this chick once who was about as bright about some things; her dad decided to take her on a cruise to Alaska and she thought she needed to go to the bank and exchange her dollars for "Alaska money".

lol, we did a big family trip to Europe and most of us brought US currency. Anyways we're in Rome and my Aunt asked some street vendor if they take "human money" LMAO!

[Randy]

In spanish limon is yellow, lima is green.......