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    Dolphin Attack

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    Dolphin wanted to bang that chick, very persistent

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      In 1991 an English man was prosecuted for allegedly having sexual contact with a dolphin.[81] The man was found not guilty after it was revealed at trial that the dolphin was known to tow bathers through the water by hooking its large penis around them.[81]
      WRX

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        Lmfao
        1969 GTO Judge Clone 6.0 liter LQ4 Turbo 4L60e on LS1tech

        1960 Chevy Sedan Delivery LS swap

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        • #5
          I'm betting someone got laid that night!

          Those things have a nose like steel, and can easily hurt you with it if they choose to do so.

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          • #6
            bitch probably had a stancky ass pussy, dolphins like fish you know...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MR EDD
              i know i am are a fucking idiot.i know i should have pulled out of my mommas ass to make a shit fuck like me.bitch
              Originally Posted By: Polska
              I don't believe in shotting any animal past 150 or 200 yards, until their is better technology in 10 or 20 years and we have laser like the predators.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by "MrEd" View Post
                bitch probably had a stancky ass pussy, dolphins like fish you know...
                ...or quite possibly on the rag.

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                • #9
                  This is why they tell you not to go swimming with dolphins if you are on the rag...
                  "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                    I'm betting someone got laid that night!

                    Those things have a nose like steel, and can easily hurt you with it if they choose to do so.
                    Damn right they can. Their nose feels about like a 3lbs sledge hammer. But yeah, always sucks when ocean wildlife is trying to get at your crotch. Had a very large stingray chasing my bathing suit strap.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
                      This is why they tell you not to go swimming with dolphins if you are on the rag...
                      Do they really or is that a joke? lol

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Danny46 View Post
                        Do they really or is that a joke? lol
                        Yes that was the case I believe. When we swam with them in Mexico they also repeated about 50 times do not touch the Dolphin in the genital area. They said it may arouse the dolpin and it may try to molest you.
                        Whos your Daddy?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kingjason View Post
                          Yes that was the case I believe. When we swam with them in Mexico they also repeated about 50 times do not touch the Dolphin in the genital area. They said it may arouse the dolpin and it may try to molest you.
                          LOL whats funny is that they must've had some sort of issue with that to repeat it so much.

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                          • #14
                            Their periods attract bears

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                              Originally posted by Danny46 View Post
                              LOL whats funny is that they must've had some sort of issue with that to repeat it so much.
                              They are like dogs and will rub all up against you and you can run your hands on them. When they are moving going by they like to turn on their sides and be playful. Very easy to rub them the wrong way. I think the bastards are like sexual predators and trying to get you to touch their junk. LOL
                              Whos your Daddy?

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