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i didn't know it was possible for a woman to f*ck a sammich

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  • #31
    The skinny chick eating a huge burger doesn't do it for me. I have many kinks but other then eating pussy (and onetime I did a gal with a Popsicle) I have never mixed food with sex.
    Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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    • #32
      meh

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      • #33
        Originally posted by svo855 View Post
        The skinny chick eating a huge burger doesn't do it for me. I have many kinks but other then eating pussy (and onetime I did a gal with a Popsicle) I have never mixed food with sex.
        Shit man I would get her wet as hell and dip my fries in her for sauce.

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        • #34
          she is also very intelligent, last night she said she has always been a thunder fan


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          • #35
            LOL at the guy behind her^^^^^
            Originally posted by Nash B.
            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
              LOL at the guy behind her^^^^^
              Looks like he saw the commercial too...
              Originally posted by Sean88gt
              You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
              Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
              You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                LOL at the guy behind her^^^^^
                He's moving in for the kill
                Originally posted by Buzzo
                Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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                • #38
                  this is pretty funny also

                  Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated cover girl, was in the house sitting next to Aubrey McClendon who is her uncle or something. Fun fact: Shooting at the basket where Upton sat under, both teams combined to go just 39 percent from the floor. On the other end? 49.4 percent. Also, the Suns went 9-12 in the first half from the free throw line, while at the Upton end, they missed six. Including a rare one from Steve Nash. Thundor’s big jiggling belly is a pretty good distraction, but obviously not as good as Thunder Upton.

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                  • #39
                    Due to this commercial, I went and bought a Southwestern Patty Melt, it was actually good.

                    Stevo
                    Originally posted by SSMAN
                    ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by stevo View Post
                      Due to this commercial, I went and bought a Southwestern Patty Melt, it was actually good.

                      Stevo
                      You have to respect a company for saying f the PC of todays America and using that commercial. It might get me to try one too.

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                      • #41
                        i'm trying it tonight. personally don't care for carl's jr since i got to colorado.

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                        • #42
                          I thought you said there was a sammich in that ad????

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                          • #43
                            Oh yea! Now I want a sammich.

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                            • #44
                              Kate Upton doing the dougie... rawr! Her boobs are made of dinosaurs!

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                              • #45
                                not bad, but don't see myself going back for one.

                                when i got to the order box i asked for a kate upton

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