Sh!t Girls Don't Say

[talisman]

Y'all are dating the wrong girls.

I've already taken a hit out on Robert. Unfortunately I only had $60, so it might take awhile...

[slowyellow]

Offering up a blow job after a rough day is just common courtesy....and a woman doesn't need to be president. They're far too moody to have their finger on the button, especially during menopause. It's common fucking sense, people.

No, No it isn't.

[4bangen]

My wife says a lot of that. Thats why I made her my wife.