I know you're gonna play me when you get wind
I heard you're full of shit so I've been duped again
But if you cover your ass with the same old song
You might as well be farting farting with a Walkman on
I still laugh at farts...except when my wife runs me out of the room. That bitch stinks
Odd how that works out... I remember the first time my wife tried to squeeze one out before she jumped in the car on a cold windy day a few weeks after we started dating... I could see the sheer panic in her face when the door closed and she realized it followed her in as i asked if something had died in the back seat
Odd how that works out... I remember the first time my wife tried to squeeze one out before she jumped in the car on a cold windy day a few weeks after we started dating... I could see the sheer panic in her face when the door closed and she realized it followed her in as i asked if something had died in the back seat
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