Possibly the worst woman in the world.

[Saleen781]

so if she starts to fall face down, would she just smash her face instead of breaking her fall? her face looks like she has already made that decision a few times.

[mustang_revival]

lol

[Sean88gt]

so if she starts to fall face down, would she just smash her face instead of breaking her fall? her face looks like she has already made that decision a few times.

No shit. Never met a chick that getting a handjob from was an obstacle. "come on baby, we've been together for 8 years, can I at least try the palm? I'll go slow, you push back on me and control the pace."

[Vertnut]

No shit. Never met a chick that getting a handjob from was an obstacle. "come on baby, we've been together for 8 years, can I at least try the palm? I'll go slow, you push back on me and control the pace."

You'd think her palm was her bung-hole...saving it for marriage. LOL!

[appelingogt]

That bitch needs a scrotum in her mouth to shut her up!

[90GT50]

Needs to be crucified.

[Brandon-k]

I'd like to see that bitch fall face first into a rose bush.

[Doug Hatton]

What a whackjob....

[Sean88gt]

You'd think her palm was her bung-hole...saving it for marriage. LOL!

That's what iwas getting at

She takes her glove off and says 'tonight' and you get that nervous adrenaline surge like the first time a chick asked you to fist her.


If she's really feeling dirty she'll jerk you off under a UV lamp.

[td4087]

I would like that 3 minutes of my life back please. But, after reading ya'lls responses I caught myself imagining her stroking me with the gloves on? Wierd.

[Mr_Fiux]

i dont know man, I burnt the hell out of my right hand frying bacon last saturday morning..grease pop!

That shit is dangerous!

[71chevellejohn]

i dont know man, I burnt the hell out of my right hand frying bacon last saturday morning..grease pop!

That shit is dangerous!

Yes, but Reward > Risk

I would like that 3 minutes of my life back please. But, after reading ya'lls responses I caught myself imagining her stroking me with the gloves on? Wierd.

Almost as weird as your spelling of weird....

[bottlerocket]

I bet she gives a great handy

[jdgregory84]

I bet she gives a great handy

She probably just gives BJ's because of fear of using her hands. Which isn't a horrible thing.

[bottlerocket]

She probably just gives BJ's because of fear of using her hands. Which isn't a horrible thing.

No-handed BJs are always entertaining