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  • #31
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely View Post
    Is this dip shit going to speak up about her lack of posting skills, or life skills in general?
    You expect far too much from her.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Yale View Post
      You guys think her parents will go on Dateline after we bully her into killing herself? That would be cool.
      my mom was murdered fucking stupid ass.
      and i dont have a dad so fuck you and no.
      jealous fucks you amuse me

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      • #33
        the picture is working fine for me.

        jealous fucks you amuse me

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        • #34
          Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
          my mom was murdered fucking stupid ass.
          and i dont have a dad so fuck you and no.
          Test tube baby?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by exlude View Post
            Test tube baby?
            Nah. That would still require a father on a biological level. Since we can safely bet that the hand of god had nothing to do with her conception, we have to assume her mom was some kind of lizard, like a Komodo dragon, that was capable of asexual reproduction. From that, we can assume her mother was killed to make only the finest cowboy boots.
            ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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            • #36
              This stupid bitch is supposed to expect us to know her fucking life story??!? Go fucking tend tables bitch, someone's low on chips and salsa.
              Originally posted by talisman
              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
              Originally posted by AdamLX
              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Because fuck you, that's why
              Originally posted by 80coupe
              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
              Originally posted by Rick Modena
              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
              Originally posted by Jester
              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Yale View Post
                Nah. That would still require a father on a biological level. Since we can safely bet that the hand of god had nothing to do with her conception, we have to assume her mom was some kind of lizard, like a Komodo dragon, that was capable of asexual reproduction. From that, we can assume her mother was killed to make only the finest cowboy boots.



                I lol'd though.
                04 2.6 KB'd Cobra!

                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                There is something about her that just makes my dick completely take over any thought process. If Russell Brand were on top of her, I'd fuck him just to say I pushed a dick inside of her.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by britty-ann View Post
                  my mom was murdered fucking stupid ass.
                  and i dont have a dad so fuck you and no.
                  Well damn, sucks to be you.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                    Go fucking tend tables bitch, someone's low on chips and salsa.
                    That's right!
                    I want some cheese as well!! And yall call this salsa!?! WTF, this is like some jar salsa...

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                    • #40
                      Mmmmmm salsa.......

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                      • #41
                        Dammit i can not see the pic. Don't know if i want to but the fact that i can not kills me. No punn intended, haha.
                        sigpic

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                        • #42
                          BTW, I think I heard this joke in Army Basic Training, in 1993.

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                          • #43
                            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Chili View Post
                              BTW, I think I heard this joke in Army Basic Training, in 1993.
                              Damn you're old, I was 11. Lol

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                                Damn you're old, I was 11. Lol
                                Ugh, I know man.. Almost every day when talking to our kids about something from "back in the day" I am forced to realize how the years are flying by. They always ask "when was that" and I cringe when I have to reply "that was 19 years ago" etc..

                                I recently gave my son my old leather jacket that I had held on to from my teenage years.. It is the traditional black motorcycle style. He asked when I got it and I told him when I was about 16 or 17... 19 or 20 years ago.. Ouch.

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