Yet another reason dogs are better than cats

[DON SVO]

[4bangen]

I taught my dog the command "Get the cat". It's his best trick!

[roliath]

[GrayStangGT]

My cat was awesome. He mauled our neighbor's German Shepherd, killed 2 of their cats, killed a red-tailed hawk on Christmas Day in front of my whole family, beat a squirrel to death on our porch as a gift for my mom, loved to eat ice cream, slept in my room at night curled up by my pillow, would ONLY let me pet his belly, tried to kill my sister on several occasions, would bound over fences running his ass off from half a block away when you called his name, LOVED being petted and was just an all-around awesome cat.

Your cat was the 1%

[ram57ta]

Cats suck.

Dogs are awesome.

[DON SVO]

now THAT is a cat i would like to have

Your cat was the 1%

Damn right. Loved that cat. The memory of watching him smash that squirrel up against the wall over and over and over as my mom screamed still brings a smile to my face

[mikec]

Damn! Learnt something new...

Ya'll need to try hanging out with a cool cat (not a jazz musician reference). I was lucky that I had an awesome cat growing up.

I'm not really a cat hater, as the wife has two, one of which I about halfway like. I love scaring the shit out of him. Damned thing will jump a foot in the air if I just clap my hands...

[asphaltjunkie]

my cat plays fetch. throw a hairband, and he'll bring it back. damnedest thing I've ever seen.

[racrguy]

My cat was awesome. He mauled our neighbor's German Shepherd, killed 2 of their cats, killed a red-tailed hawk on Christmas Day in front of my whole family, beat a squirrel to death on our porch as a gift for my mom, loved to eat ice cream, slept in my room at night curled up by my pillow, would ONLY let me pet his belly, tried to kill my sister on several occasions, would bound over fences running his ass off from half a block away when you called his name, LOVED being petted and was just an all-around awesome cat.

I hate cats with a passion, but this cat sounds cool as fuck.

[DON SVO]

I hate cats with a passion, but this cat sounds cool as fuck.

Chris was a badass feline. He used to come in at night and paw at my stomach to make a bed out of it, purring like a motorboat, then he'd curl up on my stomach and sleep as I read BMX mags or watched TV. Then he'd wake up when my alarm went off (never before, only when the alarm went off) so I could let him out to go killing.

My mom was always so pissed because she spent all this money on a birdbath, but it didn't matter because Chris Cat smoked every fucking critter with a pulse he could get a hold of. He loved depositing birds on our doorstep in the morning. After a while, it was like the Twilight Zone due to a lack of living things in/around our back yard... Except for the cat.

[racrguy]

Chris was a badass feline. He used to come in at night and paw at my stomach to make a bed out of it, purring like a motorboat, then he'd curl up on my stomach and sleep as I read BMX mags or watched TV. Then he'd wake up when my alarm went off (never before, only when the alarm went off) so I could let him out to go killing.

My mom was always so pissed because she spent all this money on a birdbath, but it didn't matter because Chris Cat smoked every fucking critter with a pulse he could get a hold of. He loved depositing birds on our doorstep in the morning. After a while, it was like the Twilight Zone due to a lack of living things in/around our back yard... Except for the cat.

I read this and the first thing I thought was "If his cat was a human it'd be a serial killer." LMAO sounds like some good times were had, now if only more cats were like yours I'd have a different opinion of 'em.

[CRASH]

When we moved into the house we're in now, we got a dog. BEST. DOG. EVER. She is such an awesome dog that I can't imagine why someone would have beat her.

Then my wife wanted a cat. FUCK. THAT. CAT. The only other male in the house with me and he fucking runs away from me when I come in the room. He will go hide from me behind the damn couch.

Then my daughter wanted a cat. FUCK. THAT. CAT. TOO !! When she came home, she walked around like she owned the joint. The male cat hissed at her and tried fighting with her. She will jump up on you and put her face right in your face and smell you. Then she'll fucking hiss at you. Then I smack her and she runs away, only to come back minutes later to jump up in your lap and lay on you. If you rub her stomach, she hiss at you and runs away.

[DON SVO]

When we moved into the house we're in now, we got a dog. BEST. DOG. EVER. She is such an awesome dog that I can't imagine why someone would have beat her.

Then my wife wanted a cat. FUCK. THAT. CAT. The only other male in the house with me and he fucking runs away from me when I come in the room. He will go hide from me behind the damn couch.

Then my daughter wanted a cat. FUCK. THAT. CAT. TOO !! When she came home, she walked around like she owned the joint. The male cat hissed at her and tried fighting with her. She will jump up on you and put her face right in your face and smell you. Then she'll fucking hiss at you. Then I smack her and she runs away, only to come back minutes later to jump up in your lap and lay on you. If you rub her stomach, she hiss at you and runs away.

My cat would have killed both of your cats and came over to you to be petted and fed French fries.

[Ratt]

My cat would have killed both of your cats and came over to you to be petted and fed French fries.

What is it with cats and french fries? Every badass cat I've known fucking LOVED french fries.

[Z06killinsbf]

My wife's parents have a cat. If they didn't tell you they had a cat you'd never know. The fucker stays hidden all day long until it's feeding time. Then the bastard runs off to hide. I think i pet that thing once, and it's because my wife cornered it and brought it too me. My lab on the other hand is the most loving animal I've ever seen. She brings me dead things, rocks, food bowl, sleeps in bed with us (a 60lb Lab sleeping on your head, nice and warm) and does what I say. She also follows me around everywhere I go. FUCK CATS!