Griswold Christmas.

[Jimbo]

My daughter and I decided to pick up a tree tonight, Griswold style. We got plenty of comments from people while stopping on the way home. I had to admit, it was kind of a grin inducing sight.

[Pro88LX]

lol thats awesome!

[Jimbo]

Digging this shirt.

[Cannon88]

The family truckster!

[talisman]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

[Jimbo]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!

[4pnt6]

Hey Griswald! What are you gonna do with a tree that big!

[bcoop]

I could wake up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, and I wouldn't be any more surprised than I am right now.


It's sick. Would you sleep with your brother, Mom? I sleep with your father, Audrey. Don't be so dramatic.

[Gear_Jammer]

Nice job!!!

The truckster needs "Honkey Lips" spray painted on the side.

[appelingogt]

lolol!!! thats fing awesome!!!!

[black50]

Whats that sound??

u hear it? its a funny squeaky sound

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glycerin plant

[Vanner27]

That there's an RV... But don't you go falling in love with it now, because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

You see Clark, that plate runs right along my part here... Over here, *thump thump*, nothing. But, if this side gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna lay right.

[jw33]

Hey Gris, you're not doing anything constructive. Run into the living room and get my stogey.

[Ted]

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah.

[David]

Shitter's full!