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Is he afraid to touch her boobies?
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I don't kiss my grandma on the lips. Lip kiss is reserved for girlfriends, random sluts, and hookers."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson -
Who gives a fuck. If they made out up there, you'd bitch about it too.Originally posted by line-em-up View Post
I'm sure we could scrutinize SO MANY things you do with your wife.DE OPPRESSO LIBER
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Oh shit...I just read part of the article...that's his wife? If that was my wife, I'd probably kiss her like that too. Hell, I might go eskimo or just blow her a kiss."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Nope, but that's how I kiss yours.Originally posted by line-em-up View Post
Second, I'm not married.DE OPPRESSO LIBER
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Don't you judge me...Originally posted by krazy kris View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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Sometimes you just gotta put a ho in her place.Originally posted by krazy kris View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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It's like great-grampa used to tell me, "don't you ever kiss a hooker on the mouth"."It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."Comment
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i'd fuck her in the assI've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
but pissing everyone off is a piece of cakeComment
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