Playing softball, I took a line drive off the tip of my thumb and popped the bone right out.
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Originally posted by Larius View PostPlaying softball, I took a line drive off the tip of my thumb and popped the bone right out."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Broke my right femur a couple years ago out at Lake Murray. Was riding my quad. It was the first time I had ever been there. I was going over a little hill in 1st gear, just checking out what was on the other side. Well, there was a drop off on the other side. I was at the top of 1st and by the time I saw it drop straight off it was too late. I ended up airborn and smacking into another little hill dead on. I tried jumping off but the quad hit at the same time I was in the process of jumping. The handlebars smacked my right leg and snapped my femur. Really freaked me the Fugg out when I tried to move my leg and you could only see a little nub moving under the skin while the rest of my leg was twisted up in an abnormal, uncomfortable manor.
I laid in pain for an hour before medics could get to me. We were riding way in the back. My friends who went to get help got lost on the way back and couldn't find me. After they finally got to me they decided to air lift me out, THANK GOD! So they called in the heli and I went to the hospital. It was really chicken shit how I had this accident. I wish I could say I was doing a nack nack over a triple and ate it but I didn't. Got a rod and two screws in my right femur. A year later I had the screws taken out cause they were bothering me. I guess the surgeon used the longest effing screws he could find to hold the rod. They ended up hurting like hell when I would sit down or run. Still got the rod though!
Last edited by 4pnt6; 09-23-2011, 05:32 PM.00 GT
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It's things like that which make me stay to jeeps."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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That femur makes me cringe; I hear that is a fucking painful break to have.
I've had some decent injuries but no pics that I know of. Guess that is what I get for growing up at a time when everyone and their dog did not carry cell phone camera around.I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.
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I don't have anything to compare the pain to really. I broke my hand once before the femur but that didn't hurt too bad. Femur = holy shit! But since I laid there for an hr I was able to calm down. If I tried to move my leg it was unbearable.
While I was laying there in pain, a stranger, some lady, was taking my picture with a disposable camera. I was flipping her off thinking, "what the fugg is this lady doing?" She ended up giving the camera to one of my buddies to give to me. My wife tried to develope it but the pics didn't come out. I kinda wished they would've came out so I could see what was going on. It is kinda a blurr to me.00 GT
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No pics, but when I was young I slammed into a tree at about 40 in my Samurai, seat belt anchor broke and my knees went under the dash, right knee wedged on the bar that is under/in the dash, pushing my femur through my pelvis on the right side shattering it and breaking the ball joint off the femur. I spent many days in traction, many and about six months on crutches. At this point, no cartilage left in the joint so I do not get around very well.
It ended my sport -fucking career.
StevoOriginally posted by SSMAN...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.
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Originally posted by Treadhead View PostSHot in the left calf with a .357 Magnum.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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No pics but I have had my share. Water cooled FL350 popped the radiator hose and poored coolant directly into my neck collar, I had some terrible burns all around my neck and upper back. Broke my right pinking clean, and every bone in my right elbow region after going down during a chase. Elbow had to be opened up and trimmed along with multiple bone fragments pulled out. I took three titanium pins from the tip of my pinkie thru my knuckle down into my hand to hold the pinky. I actually watched the doctor do this one.Whos your Daddy?
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Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Posthow did this happen?
Long story short, it happened during a narcotics search warrant. My team and another team met up on opposite sides of the same door. Our side opened into them just as they were about to open what they thought was a closet door. First thing they saw was a gun coming at them. Went thru the Officer in front (upper inner thigh aka danger close to the jewels!) and thru my calf then a bath tub and into the wall behind it. It was a fun day!"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
George Orwell
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Originally posted by Treadhead View PostThe mutha fuckin Police did it!
Long story short, it happened during a narcotics search warrant. My team and another team met up on opposite sides of the same door. Our side opened into them just as they were about to open what they thought was a closet door. First thing they saw was a gun coming at them. Went thru the Officer in front (upper inner thigh aka danger close to the jewels!) and thru my calf then a bath tub and into the wall behind it. It was a fun day!
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