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all of that is vagina damage. Unfortunately I don't have a picture to show.
When I was in college, I was chasing a friend down a hallway to beat his ass, he ran into his room, and knowing I wasn't going to make the doorway in time, I leaped with my hands out to stop him shutting the door, and ended up getting my finger in the hinge side of a steel door. He then promptly slammed the door. Immediately I looked at my finger started pounding on the door "Open the fucking door!" etc.. he laughed and said no way. Then he saw blood coming through the jamb. He opened the door and it cut my finger off. That was the most painful experience I've ever had in my life. Had to get it sewed back on. Doctor sewed through my nail to hold my finger tip on. A few weeks later when the stitches came out my fingernail fell off, that was the most disgusting experience ever.. and boy did it smell. bleh.
The CEO of my old company brought me up on stage to give me an award, and to make small talk he asked me about my finger, and asked me which one it was that I hurt. I laughed and gave him the middle finger (which was the right finger), it was epic - I got to give my CEO the finger in front of the entire company."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Postall of that is vagina damage. Unfortunately I don't have a picture to show.
When I was in college, I was chasing a friend down a hallway to beat his ass, he ran into his room, and knowing I wasn't going to make the doorway in time, I leaped with my hands out to stop him shutting the door, and ended up getting my finger in the hinge side of a steel door. He then promptly slammed the door. Immediately I looked at my finger started pounding on the door "Open the fucking door!" etc.. he laughed and said no way. Then he saw blood coming through the jamb. He opened the door and it cut my finger off. That was the most painful experience I've ever had in my life. Had to get it sewed back on. Doctor sewed through my nail to hold my finger tip on. A few weeks later when the stitches came out my fingernail fell off, that was the most disgusting experience ever.. and boy did it smell. bleh.
The CEO of my old company brought me up on stage to give me an award, and to make small talk he asked me about my finger, and asked me which one it was that I hurt. I laughed and gave him the middle finger (which was the right finger), it was epic - I got to give my CEO the finger in front of the entire company.
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Post up your best injuries
Awww yeah!"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Postall of that is vagina damage. Unfortunately I don't have a picture to show.
When I was in college, I was chasing a friend down a hallway to beat his ass, he ran into his room, and knowing I wasn't going to make the doorway in time, I leaped with my hands out to stop him shutting the door, and ended up getting my finger in the hinge side of a steel door. He then promptly slammed the door. Immediately I looked at my finger started pounding on the door "Open the fucking door!" etc.. he laughed and said no way. Then he saw blood coming through the jamb. He opened the door and it cut my finger off. That was the most painful experience I've ever had in my life. Had to get it sewed back on. Doctor sewed through my nail to hold my finger tip on. A few weeks later when the stitches came out my fingernail fell off, that was the most disgusting experience ever.. and boy did it smell. bleh.
The CEO of my old company brought me up on stage to give me an award, and to make small talk he asked me about my finger, and asked me which one it was that I hurt. I laughed and gave him the middle finger (which was the right finger), it was epic - I got to give my CEO the finger in front of the entire company.How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?
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Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Mine was nice and pretty inside and out.
This is what happens when you spin your foot around backwards.
All fixed up, they left the fibula to heal on it's own as I mentioned in the other thread.
Good thing chicks dig scars.
'Cause I got a matching set, plus the incisions (sp) needed to insert and pin the rod.
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No pics...
The summer before my freshman year I went on a trip to New Braunfels with my school. We were behind a building filling up water balloons for a fight and a kid decided to start early. I grabbed 2 balloons from our bucket and ran after him. I chased him across the "courtyard" of the cabins we were staying at. He ran inside his cabin just before I did, and I reached my hand out to hold the door open. He slammed the door and my hand missed the wood section and went straight through the glass.
I immediately pulled my hand out and found a cut that went up my wrist and to my hand, about 3 1/2 inches in overall length. I ended up going to the ER with 5 severed tendons and the nerve to my hand cut. Only remaining problems now are that my thumb movement is restricted due to scar tissue and the nerves in my left hand are a little confused.
(I played football the next season with my left hand taped up, they called me megaman.)"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."
-Gerald Ford/Thomas Jefferson
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