Anyone want to buy a pen for 3 million?
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"Here is my story. I am a first year (of 4 years) Graduate student, school is full time and tuition is expensive. My wife and I have 2 kids and one on the way. This is a sell of a fountain pen that is very nice, you click to open the fountain pen. If you are a philanthropist and would like to buy a nice pen at this price, your money will be for a good cause. It will buy us a house, it will pay my tuition for the next 3 1/2 years, and will help us pay off our current debt that is quickly accumulating. We have no income and live on student loans. Thank you for looking at my ad, and your buy would be greatly appreciated especially just in time for Christmas! Thanks again."
The nigerians have invaded ebay?
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I am about to send him this question. Hopefully he responds quickly. :biggrin:
We're going to need TITS, or GTFO. Pictures of said wife are needed for consideration on how much should be bid on your item. Also, if I "Buy It Now", how many "wife poundings" does that entitle me to ? I mean, let's be honest, for the "Buy It Now" amount, she better have some amazing pussy ! Let me know ASAP so I can take your item into consideration. Thanks !
-Aaron
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Originally posted by CRASH View PostI am about to send him this question. Hopefully he responds quickly. :biggrin:
We're going to need TITS, or GTFO. Pictures of said wife are needed for consideration on how much should be bid on your item. Also, if I "Buy It Now", how many "wife poundings" does that entitle me to ? I mean, let's be honest, for the "Buy It Now" amount, she better have some amazing pussy ! Let me know ASAP so I can take your item into consideration. Thanks !
-Aaron"PSH!!!"
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what a douche... I sent this to him:
Why do you feel others should give you this amount of money due to the situation that YOU PUT YOURSELF IN? Nobody forced you to enroll in graduate school, nobody forced you to have kids before you could support them, and nobody forced you to obtain student loans or the "other debt" you speak of... How is your situation anybody elses fault but your own? You obviously made some bad decisions, why should anyone with money to spare think that you aren't going to continue making bad decisions with the money they give you? Especially since you cant take ownership for your own situation which, once again, you put yourself in... How is this any different than those who abuse government assisted living and welfare?? Your wanting other peoples money because you're too lazy to earn any yourself... Model citizen.
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