I am so tough

[mstng86]

I can ride my motorcycle with my chihuahua on my back.

[Snatch Napkin]

You notice my chihuahua is staring you down?

Get beside me with your window down and see what happens, motherfucker!

[Blackout]

rotflmao. thats a bad motherfucker.

[HarrisonTX]

There was a guy at 8.0's in downtown with a parrot on his shoulder. He got lots of attention. I got even more attention when he got on his Harley, and rode off with it chilling on his shoulder.

[Ratt]

Reminds me of that commercial where those two car mechanics are talking about where their dogs have their nails done.

[Lason]

Some of the meanest mofos I have known has small dogs like that.

[mstng86]

Some of the meanest mofos I have known has small dogs like that.

Yea, but can they ride 75 miles an hour down the highway on their owners back?

[talisman]

What a dumbass.

[LaserSVT]

[Buick355]

What a dumbass.

No shit. What if that little fucker falls off? Or sees a cat and leaps off? If he knocks his haggard ass trailer trash girlfriend up is he going to ride around with the baby on his back like that?

[T-TOPPS5.0]

There was a guy at 8.0's in downtown with a parrot on his shoulder. He got lots of attention. I got even more attention when he got on his Harley, and rode off with it chilling on his shoulder.

Harley rider in Tombstone is known for that. He is always seen riding around with his Macaw on his shoulder. Takes him in to a few bars as well.