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    So, something crawled up in my jeans and bit me. I didn't notice until it started getting really itchy, and by then whatever it was had disappeared. It's red, very itchy, the center is sunken and red, and the area around the center is raised and irritated and slightly less red, and did I say it's itchy? Cuz it's really fuckin itchy. It's right in the crook of my leg, on the backside of my knee, so it's constantly getting rubbed so that doesn't help. I've included pictures of my white, skinny chicken legs. My main question is does it sound like a spider bite? Cuz I don't want it to be a spider bite.



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    Texas rat snake with cropped ears.
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    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
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    Because fuck you, that's why
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    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
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    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
      Texas rat snake with cropped ears.
      Dammit, I knew it. I'm gonna die

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      • #4
        Youre probably gonna die...white box with central red X is a grim sign. Get your affairs in order.

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        • #5
          Looks like a very rare AIDs Beetle bite. Time to clean out your bank accounts and live it up.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by davbrucas View Post
            Youre probably gonna die...white box with central red X is a grim sign. Get your affairs in order.
            Seriously? Theyre photobucket pics. Dammit, the only doctor can't see the pics. I'm fucked.

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            • #7
              Looks like a spider bite to me. Please dont go to the ER for it. We see enough bullshit like this.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by davbrucas View Post
                Looks like a spider bite to me. Please dont go to the ER for it. We see enough bullshit like this.
                I don't go to the emergency room. Emergency room is for pussies that can't walk it off. As long as it doesn't look like a brown recluse bit to you, it's ok with me.

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                • #9
                  I never knew spiders liked childbirth legs

                  Originally posted by DOHCTR
                  You sir are the poster child for "Go big or go home"!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bonnie&clyde View Post
                    I never knew spiders liked childbirth legs
                    The fuck are childbirth legs?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ratt View Post
                      The fuck are childbirth legs?
                      The sticks that are protruding from your waist.
                      Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                      Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ratt View Post
                        The fuck are childbirth legs?
                        I think he wants to fuck your leg.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BradM View Post
                          I think he wants to fuck your leg.
                          Gross.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ratt View Post
                            Gross.
                            What he really means is, he would like to save your life by sucking the poison out.
                            Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                            Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                            • #15
                              Well the sun rays definitely didn't bite you, JEZUS KRIST!!
                              Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

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